I can do that!!

[Beth]

Write for Mad TV
Make a crunk beat
Be a mediocre pop singer

[Patrick]

the more i think about it i could:  write and episode of the simpsons. drive a race car and after a week or two win everytime.  hold my own for two breaks with Letterman.  be a "brewmaster" for a brewery.  teach high school art, oh wait...

[Emily]

I think I could order that split 7" from chunklet, if only I knew more about it.

Also, I recently found out that DJ's who play their iPods in lieu of records refer to themselves as "MP3J's".

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Update my Zune.

[Regular Joe]

Be the host of any show on E!, except for The Soup, and get better ratings. I could probably also be a multi-grammy winning country artist, because if you can do that twangy voice, the rest is so simple. In that same vein, I could also be B.B. King, given a week of guitar lessons. I think I could probably be a judge, too.

[Susannah]

Also, I recently found out that DJ's who play their iPods in lieu of records refer to themselves as "MP3J's".

That was what I thought I could do last year!  I still think I can.

Last night I went to a performance of "Agamemnon" (the first part of Aeschylus's Oresteia cycle) at the Getty Villa, starring Tyne Daly as Clytemnestra and Delroy Lindo as Agaememnon.

Theatrical casting director: I could do that.  Just wait for my production of "Antigone," starring Miley Cyrus as Antigone and Luis Guzman as Creon.

[cutout]

I could do almost anything a Wayans brother could do.

[yesno]

I could do almost anything a Wayans brother could do.

You could not make a movie as hilarious as Major Payne.

[Martin]

I could outspin most DJs I encounter at clubs. I still kick myself for not pursuing the DJ thing more actively.

[Julie]

I could be an artist.

[Emily]

Also, I recently found out that DJ's who play their iPods in lieu of records refer to themselves as "MP3J's".

That was what I thought I could do last year!  I still think I can.

I remember, that's why I posted it :-)

[Richard]

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[Fido]

I could definitely be a rodeo clown. I think I would like that job a lot.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I could not be a rodeo clown.

Susannah, I think Luis Guzman would be the best Creon ever.  But I'm not so sure about Miley Cyrus as Antigone.  I think maybe an Olsen twin?  Or a Wayans brother?

I would also like to see Cheech Marin's King Lear.

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I really think I could be a prophet of some sorts.

Edit: scratch that.  Too lazy.