You can have Sarah Palin, TE. But my heart belongs to Barbara Mikulski. When I hear that Baltimore accent, I swoon.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2kw_Lw2vM[/youtube]

(In all seriousness, at least I can rest at night without worrying that somebody like her is a bat-shit crazy right-wing lunatic)