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Laurie

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I'm a pretty good sister - also Vagina Dentata discussion.
« on: December 14, 2006, 08:02:41 PM »
I'm going to camp out at the Electronics Boutique this Saturday night for the re-launching of the Nintendo Wii. This is my brother's big Christmas gift. Now, this store is located at the Falls, which is known for its rapists. My screenprinting friends made me a tee shirt that says "Ask Me About My Venereal Disease." I also intend to wear a RAPE WHISTLE around my neck. I'm sure it will keep me safe!
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Andy

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Re: I'm a pretty good sister
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2006, 10:04:31 PM »
can you pick me one up too?
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Grimlock

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Re: I'm a pretty good sister
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2006, 10:21:59 PM »
Just get one of these. http://www.rapestop.net/.

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Laurie

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Re: I'm a pretty good sister
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2006, 11:22:04 PM »
Is that a... vagina dentata sex toy?
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Jason

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Re: I'm a pretty good sister
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2006, 11:50:30 PM »
Quote from: Laurie on December 14, 2006, 11:22:04 PM
Is that a... vagina dentata sex toy?

Honey, that's not a vagina.
We have to talk......
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Laurie

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Re: I'm a pretty good sister
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2006, 07:01:07 AM »
Hardy har har.

Seriously, though, what kind of person is willing to put razors in their vagina to stop a potential rape?
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KickTheBobo

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Re: I'm a pretty good sister
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2006, 08:33:37 AM »
I'm just thinking that it would probably end up injuring the user when trying to insert it.

you gotta love South African ingenuity though. Here's their anti-carjacking device in action:





http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/
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Laurie

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Re: I'm a pretty good sister
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2006, 04:19:15 PM »
I've been laughing at the vaginas-in-your-chocha toy all day long. Is that shit patented? Please, please tell me it is. I must read the patent submission.
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Grimlock

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Re: I'm a pretty good sister
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2006, 05:21:47 PM »
You know what's funny is I first saw that thing in a design magazine - ID. They gave it like 10 best awesomist design props or something.

And apparently you get a little button with it that says something to the effect of "I'm hooked!"

And to remove it, there's a special de-applicator, I guess you'd call it.

Industrial design + vaginas = perfect match.
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Jason

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Re: I'm a pretty good sister
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2006, 06:35:46 PM »
On the downside if a rapist penetrated you and then became ensnared you'd end up with an angry rapist in excrutiating pain (right fellas?) trapped inches from your face.
Also do they make an anal version? Not just for guys but to protect the ladies against canny rapists who wise up to the "I'm hooked" buttons.
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John Junk

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Re: I'm a pretty good sister
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2006, 07:43:06 PM »
Quote from: Jason on December 15, 2006, 06:35:46 PM
On the downside if a rapist penetrated you and then became ensnared you'd end up with an angry rapist in excrutiating pain (right fellas?) trapped inches from your face.


One would hope the design allowed for a recoil after the inevitable shrinkage.  Nothing turns me off more than tiny hooks in my penis.  On the other hand, I'm not a rapist.  Who knows what they're into.
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Grimlock

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Re: I'm a pretty good sister
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2006, 10:26:29 AM »

One would hope the design allowed for a recoil after the inevitable shrinkage.  Nothing turns me off more than tiny hooks in my penis.  On the other hand, I'm not a rapist.  Who knows what they're into.
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Hmm... This may add some existential drama to the Cannonball Run Musical...
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Emily

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Re: I'm a pretty good sister
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2006, 04:37:45 PM »
Laurie- Plan B is only $33.45 @ Costco, if you need it.
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Tyrannosaurus Rocks

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Re: I'm a pretty good sister
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2006, 06:19:18 PM »
Did someone say vagina dentata?

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Tim K in DC

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Re: I'm a pretty good sister
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2006, 08:36:07 PM »
Quote from: Jason on December 15, 2006, 06:35:46 PM
anal...
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canny rapists...
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Now that is some loaded word choice there.
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