I'm going to camp out at the Electronics Boutique this Saturday night for the re-launching of the Nintendo Wii. This is my brother's big Christmas gift. Now, this store is located at the Falls, which is known for its rapists. My screenprinting friends made me a tee shirt that says "Ask Me About My Venereal Disease." I also intend to wear a RAPE WHISTLE around my neck. I'm sure it will keep me safe!