So if you have a significant other, give it a whirl.
Unfortunately, lack of significant other is one of my causes, not one of my solutions.
Something wonderful happened today that brought me a little joy. There was a tiny package waiting for me at my doorstep. It was addressed to my cat, and it came from Australia. There was a sticker on the back stating that there were no meat products or derivatives inside. For a beautiful moment, I thought my cat had ordered vegan cat treats for himself over the computer.
It turned out to be the flea preventive medicine he's on. But there was that moment when I thought he was sentient!