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Julie

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I'd be better at ____ than Tom
« on: September 22, 2008, 02:05:59 PM »
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erika

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Re: I'd be better at ____ than Tom
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2008, 02:06:31 PM »
laziness.
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todd

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Re: I'd be better at ____ than Tom
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2008, 02:14:43 PM »
hosting a radio show
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Re: I'd be better at ____ than Tom
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2008, 02:16:05 PM »
I'd be better at writing for Jay Leno than Tom


I also put this down for "I Can Do That".  But I feel it is applicable here too, because the writing for Jay Leno isn't funny and I would be better at writing material that isn't funny than Tom.  

See?  Did you read that sentence?  

It was awful, it barely made sense.  Therefore, in summary, I would be better at writing for Jay Leno than Tom.

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Beth

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Re: I'd be better at ____ than Tom
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2008, 02:16:17 PM »
ballet (this is just a guess).
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Re: I'd be better at ____ than Tom
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2008, 02:17:25 PM »
eating meat
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Re: I'd be better at ____ than Tom
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2008, 02:18:56 PM »
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Re: I'd be better at ____ than Tom
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2008, 02:23:54 PM »
Quote from: todd on September 22, 2008, 02:14:43 PM
hosting a radio show

How many new regimes exactly do you want to force on us all? Send up the rabble-rouser flag!

I don't know if I'd be better at it, but I'd be willing to face Tom in air hockey at a professional level.
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todd

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Re: I'd be better at ____ than Tom
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2008, 02:30:31 PM »
Quote from: RegularJoe on September 22, 2008, 02:23:54 PM
Quote from: todd on September 22, 2008, 02:14:43 PM
hosting a radio show

How many new regimes exactly do you want to force on us all? Send up the rabble-rouser flag!

I don't know if I'd be better at it, but I'd be willing to face Tom in air hockey at a professional level.

Teehee.

I'd say "drummer," but Tom laid down some pretty mean beat-boxing during the Purple Haze call from Mac.
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Re: I'd be better at ____ than Tom
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2008, 02:38:27 PM »
golf
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Stan

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Re: I'd be better at ____ than Tom
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2008, 02:55:57 PM »
Quote from: Andy on September 22, 2008, 02:38:27 PM
golf

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Re: I'd be better at ____ than Tom
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2008, 07:41:32 PM »
Naming all of the X-Men, in order of the issue they joined.
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Re: I'd be better at ____ than Tom
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2008, 07:56:22 PM »
Baseball trivia and maybe... just maybe basketball trivia. I don't know pre-80's basketball as well as I know baseball.
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Re: I'd be better at ____ than Tom
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2008, 08:32:07 PM »
I've put some thought into this, and based on what little I know about the guy through the Best Show, I could:

  • Outdrink him. Not braggin', just puttin' it out there.
  • Out-polite him. His door-holding ettiquite seems pretty solid based on the last show, but I think I'd win here, if it was a door-holding contest. I think more people - if they had doors held by both of us - would say they preferred my technique. But I'm talking strictly non-professional door-holding. I wouldn't be a better doorman because he'd probably hail taxis better and I don't wear hats.
  • Better destroy a Terminator. T-800, not T-1000.
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A.M. Thomas

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Re: I'd be better at ____ than Tom
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2008, 08:33:48 PM »
Table-tennis.
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