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Chris L

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Jersey City pisses off/on DC
« on: November 09, 2008, 05:23:48 PM »
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Councilman Arrested for Peeing on Crowd

A Jersey City councilman has reportedly been arrested for urinating on a crowd of concertgoers from the balcony of a Washington D.C. nightclub.
 
The New York Daily News reports in Sunday's editions that two-term Jersey City councilman Steve Lipski has been charged with simple assault.
 
The newspaper says 44-year-old Lipski was removed from a place called the 9:30 Club on Friday night.
 
That's after club staffers saw him relieve himself onto the crowd from a second floor balcony during a concert by a Grateful Dead tribute band.
 
Messages left at Lipski's council office, and a Jersey City listing under his name were not immediately returned.

I was ready to declare war on you guys before I read that fourth paragraph. 

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Re: Jersey City pisses off/on DC
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2008, 06:15:29 PM »
Oh dip!


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Re: Jersey City pisses off/on DC
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2008, 06:16:38 PM »

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Re: Jersey City pisses off/on DC
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2008, 06:19:29 PM »
Following the precedent set forth by Jerry "The Boozin' Brawler" Healy.

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Re: Jersey City pisses off/on DC
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2008, 06:37:54 PM »
Is Steve Lipski's stage name Blag Dahlia?
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Re: Jersey City pisses off/on DC
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2008, 08:33:38 PM »
during a concert by a Grateful Dead tribute band.

Of course!

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Re: Jersey City pisses off/on DC
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2008, 09:14:06 PM »
Jam band shows are so annoying. 

Oh great!  The last 30 minute encore wasn't enough, they're coming back out for another!!

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Re: Jersey City pisses off/on DC
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2008, 10:15:02 AM »


Man, I wish I knew Photoshop.  I'd totally make a "Steal-Your-Face" out of this guy's head.
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

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Re: Jersey City pisses off/on DC
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2008, 11:37:56 AM »
Man, I wish I knew Photoshop.  I'd totally make a "Steal-Your-Face" out of this guy's head.

I'll trade you that for a Photoshopped 'Peeing Calvin' Decal.   It's Lipski's head on Calvin's body, urinating on dancing bears (I like to have wide market appeal when I'm trading with hippies on Shakedown Street).


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Re: Jersey City pisses off/on DC
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2008, 01:28:18 PM »
In all seriousness though, this guy is kind of my hero.



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Re: Jersey City pisses off/on DC
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2008, 05:21:53 PM »
"Son, there's a thin line between crazed and rabid"