Gene Simmons does it again.

[snogrog]

Where's the Gene Simmons Halloween costume?

[Jixby Phillips]

in hell

[perry]

aw, dude....that obama figurine....really?  i'm speechless.  the stupidity is mind boggling.

[Bryan]

A friend just wrote me to say "Gene Simmons is in my office RIGHT NOW." I asked him to ask Mr. Simmons how much money is in his wallet. Any better requests I can shoot off that he might actually be able to do (while keeping his job)?

[Sarah]

I can't think of one polite question.

[crumbum]

Gene Simmons was interviewed yesterday on CBC Radio. He has the incredibly annoying habit of parenthetically applauding his own vocabulary and knowledge of grammar. I couldn't believe the host didn't laugh. He would break in on himself mid-sentence to say, 'That's a long word, like gymnasium,' or, 'that's a double negative'.

http://www.cbc.ca/q/

(scroll down to the November 27 episode)

[Stupornaut]

Gene Simmons gets mad at Idolator; fails to realize "Maura" is a woman's name

[franks.]

I read Gene's autobiography a few years ago. That is a man incapable of actual self-reflection. It really all is about making money to him and that is about it. What about the music, dude? The muuusic?

[Bryan]

Curse you, Stupornaut, for steering me to that Idolator post. Now that I've read it and the accompanying comments I know that there's a Gene Simmons sex tape, a fact I'd managed to avoid learning until now.

And now you all know this too.

[mcphee from the forum]

who has done more to destroy their own legacy:

A. Paul Rodgers
B. Rod Stewart
C. Jeff Beck
D. Gene Simmons

I suppose the obvious answer is B. A&C's legacies were mostly theoretical, and D's legacy was always being a novelty of some sort. Still, all these dudes.

[ImitationBlackTurtleNeck]

I was born in the early 80s. I've never understood the appeal of KISS or Van Halen.  Were these actually important bands at the time or just commercial shlock? Am I missing something?

[mcphee from the forum]

The first few Kiss albums are pretty damn good.

Being from LA, I am not allowed to like VH or Guns and Roses.

[Spoony]

To be honest, I'm a little surprised there's not some sort of lady on it doing something inappropriate but I'm sure Gene knows kids play these games and wants to keep it classy and leave it with his stupid face on there...of course I'm sure any kid who might use this will wonder who the hell that person is but that's another story.

You have to understand the mind of Gene Simmons. To him, his face is every bit as sexy as a pretty lady. He likes one, but prefers the other.

[eastgrandforks]

http://www.kissburger.com

Not a real business venture, but very funny. DO NOT call their hotline.

[orator]

 I'm always amazed when I learn some product or thing about these guys I thought was a joke turns out to be true. Like Marky Ramone's condoms, or Gene Simmon's cartoon and the Simmons/Dylan song.