Gene Simmons does it again.

[snogrog]

I don't want to pimp my own twitter but this is the only way I know how to get this picture from my phone to the web this quickly, but I had to share this gem.

http://twitpic.com/2gdxk

[DoodleJump!]

I don't want to pimp my own twitter but this is the only way I know how to get this picture from my phone to the web this quickly, but I had to share this gem.

http://twitpic.com/2gdxk

Now that's just gross. I'm not saying that in surprise, of course.

[amiright??]

I wasn't sure where else to put this, but it turns out Prime Minister Stephen Harper is a proud member of the KISS Army:

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/811276--bryan-adams-jams-with-stephen-harper?bn=1

And then there’s the curious case of the Simmons’ guitar, which seems to have found its way to 24 Sussex.

Simmons, the larger-than-life bassist for KISS known for his face paint, high-heeled boots and leather outfits, has made a sideline selling hand-crafted replicas of his axe-shaped bass guitar.

According to Simmons’ website, each hand-crafted guitar sells for $5,000 (U.S.). They’re all autographed by Simmons, and where possible he’ll “personalize” each instrument.

“I’m proud to say one of the people who bought an Axe Bass is CANADA’S PRIME MINISTER, STEPHEN HARPER. I did a video conference with the Prime Minister to find out what he wanted personalized on the Axe,” Simmons writes on his website.

[fonpr]

I wasn't sure where else to put this, but it turns out Prime Minister Stephen Harper is a proud member of the KISS Army:

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/811276--bryan-adams-jams-with-stephen-harper?bn=1

And then there’s the curious case of the Simmons’ guitar, which seems to have found its way to 24 Sussex.

Simmons, the larger-than-life bassist for KISS known for his face paint, high-heeled boots and leather outfits, has made a sideline selling hand-crafted replicas of his axe-shaped bass guitar.

According to Simmons’ website, each hand-crafted guitar sells for $5,000 (U.S.). They’re all autographed by Simmons, and where possible he’ll “personalize” each instrument.

“I’m proud to say one of the people who bought an Axe Bass is CANADA’S PRIME MINISTER, STEPHEN HARPER. I did a video conference with the Prime Minister to find out what he wanted personalized on the Axe,” Simmons writes on his website.

Makes me "Proud to be a Floridian..... at least I thought I was..."

[crumbum]

This is slightly less surprising than finding out Ann Coulter is really into the Grateful Dead (true!).

[dave from knoxville]

I don't want to pimp my own twitter but this is the only way I know how to get this picture from my phone to the web this quickly, but I had to share this gem.

http://twitpic.com/2gdxk

Is that the human centipede crawling out of Gene's face?

[Christina]

According to Simmons’ website, each hand-crafted guitar sells for $5,000 (U.S.).

Blech.

They’re all autographed by Simmons, and where possible he’ll “personalize” each instrument.

BLECH.

I did a video conference with the Prime Minister to find out what he wanted personalized on the Axe,” Simmons writes on his website.

BLECH!

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Gene Simmons is a tool, but I'd play one of those old aluminum-neck Kramer axe basses if I found it for cheap in a pawn shop or something.

When Paul Stanley is your band's most dignified spokesperson, you've got problems.

[buffcoat]

Gene Simmons is a tool, but I'd play one of those old aluminum-neck Kramer axe basses if I found it for cheap in a pawn shop or something.

When Paul Stanley is your band's most dignified spokesperson, you've got problems.

I think you're forgetting Ace's Dunkin Donuts commercial.

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Gene Simmons is a tool, but I'd play one of those old aluminum-neck Kramer axe basses if I found it for cheap in a pawn shop or something.

When Paul Stanley is your band's most dignified spokesperson, you've got problems.

I think you're forgetting Ace's Dunkin Donuts commercial.

Yes! I also forgot Vinnie Vincent's Sunny Delight commercial!

[Stan]

 A recent Gene update:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jwxZMSIV_h2Qk9wK6jfeVSYeOfrgD9FVK5Q00

[ChrisRawk]

A recent Gene update:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jwxZMSIV_h2Qk9wK6jfeVSYeOfrgD9FVK5Q00

"His claim argues that his costume is like a suit of armor and would have made it impossible for him to grind into Jackson because it covers his groin area with a cod piece."

As bad as the allegations are this is kind of a funny defense. 

[dave from knoxville]

This question is entirely sincere...does Gene Simmons have the worst hair in America?

[Christina]

This question is entirely sincere...does Gene Simmons have the worst hair in America?

I think its very likely a two way tie for last w/Donald Trump. Also I think it's a wig, right? Isn't he bald?

[ChrisRawk]

This question is entirely sincere...does Gene Simmons have the worst hair in America?

I think its very likely a two way tie for last w/Donald Trump. Also I think it's a wig, right? Isn't he bald?

Probably.  Apparently looking like Cornelius from Planet of the Apes is the better option, though.