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senorcorazon

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #120 on: February 04, 2009, 06:37:37 PM »
Taken completely IN context and said to me by a colleague was getting off the elevator; highlight of my day.
"Okay, now I have to go walk past a giant piece of cake"

JonFromMaplewood

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #121 on: February 10, 2009, 01:47:21 PM »
It's your call, but i see no benefit to "the good seats" at a monster truck rally.
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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #122 on: February 10, 2009, 03:47:12 PM »
Rocket farts are nothing to fuck with.
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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #123 on: February 10, 2009, 04:11:38 PM »
I was just speaking in generalogies. 

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #124 on: February 10, 2009, 07:10:51 PM »
"This new Goblin Cock is pretty good!"
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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #125 on: February 11, 2009, 01:02:37 PM »
"...that little guy deserves his own breakfast cereal that tastes like Rohyphnol and HGH."

Pretty easy to figure out who I was talking about, I'm sure. 

JonFromMaplewood

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #126 on: February 11, 2009, 02:17:18 PM »
"This new Goblin Cock is pretty good!"

This belongs in a new thread: "Best sentence you've said/typed in your entire life."
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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #127 on: March 03, 2009, 03:24:28 PM »
From a 10 year old kid on a tour in 30 Rock...
"I haven't been here since the 80's."

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #128 on: March 03, 2009, 03:34:54 PM »
"I guess I'm more classically racist, than offensively racist."
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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #129 on: March 03, 2009, 04:23:59 PM »
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY META DATA? I'll kill someone."
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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #130 on: March 03, 2009, 07:31:10 PM »
I wonder if we get to be Steve McQueen with a skullface again?

//topical!

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #131 on: March 04, 2009, 06:48:05 PM »
"Should I just go up to him and say 'Excuse me, sir, I'm sure you get this all the time, but are you, by chance, the veteran character actor Bruce McGill?'"
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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #132 on: March 04, 2009, 07:38:31 PM »
yeah well i wasnt talking about balled up pieces of paper or something, trash.

JonFromMaplewood

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #133 on: March 22, 2009, 10:45:26 PM »
Someone needs to tell Matthew Barney that Fleetwood Mac beat him to it.
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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #134 on: March 22, 2009, 11:42:47 PM »
"We don't need no audio, we don't need no visual, to tell that our hearts toot for you!"
Long story, but out of context the weirdest ditty I have penned.
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