Tom...the Buddha?

[Petey]

Yo I was researching Buddhism for an essay and found out theres supposed to be another important buddha figure in the future. Then i saw a sculpture of the Buddha's head.



Doesn't it look like Tommy? He might be the Buddha. and look at these descriptions.

• He has a voice like that of Brahma.
• He has an immense torso, like that of a lion
• He has eyelashes like an ox
• He has the demeanor of a great man.
• His body emanates a halo of light extending around him for two meters.

see?

[Come on, Jason]

Whoa!

 

[John Junk 2.0]

This whole time I've been worshiping Buddha and I just thought it was a D.J. at a high school radio station.

[Bryan]

This feels right to me.

[Kim Kelly]

And Tommy doesn't eat none of nem animals.

[Chris L]

I thought Buddha became enlightened through lifting. 

[theyellowchair]

Tommytarians, unite!

[Denim Gremlin]

The Four Noble Truths:

1. Life means suffering.

2. The origin of suffering is attachment.

3. The cessation of suffering is attainable.

4. The music of Tom Waits is terrible.

[Martin]

Yeah why not

[Stupornaut]

"Get off my plane"

[Regular Joe]

That's uncanny! It's like a painting from a movie where a characters ancestor is depicted as the same actor, just in period appropriate dress.

[Trembling Eagle]

lol

[Kid Pain]

lol

you'd get on buddha for his belly

[Fido]

The Four Five Noble Truths:

1. Life means suffering.

2. The origin of suffering is attachment.

3. The cessation of suffering is attainable.

4. The music of Tom Waits is terrible.

5. Respect must be paid to Ernie Anastos

hehe

I walked into the crappy diner/pizza joint across the street from my place that I almost never go to, and what was there but a picture of Ernie Anastos shaking hands with the owners? I think every bona fide Greek diner in town has one of those things.

Holy cannoli that Buddha looks like Tom. I can't get over it.

[Jixby Phillips]

"Get off my plane"

That is so good.