The Joe Paterno pic

[Regular Joe]

I'm going to be at the Rose Bowl and will try my best to get an awkward picture with Coach Paterno.

I hear he responds well to "Hey Coach!"

[hugman]

I'm rooting for COACH! because he's a standup guy and because mutants from USC make the Red Lion an unbearable place to be.

[cleveland jonah]

wow.

I love that the dad didnt get in the picture? i mean wasnt it all his idear?

-jonah

[not that clay]

A horrible coda:

http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2011/11/living-a-lie

[buffcoat]

This is one of the worst stories to come out in years.  Of course, Paterno did attend Newt Gingrich's birthday party in 1995.

Best new fact from this article:

"The local district attorney, who for unknown reasons decided not to press charges, disappeared in 2005 and was declared legally dead in July."

[Mr. Spacely]

Best new fact from this article:

"The local district attorney, who for unknown reasons decided not to press charges, disappeared in 2005 and was declared legally dead in July."

Oh, man, I laughed really hard at this. You know he totally did this just so he could hide behind a nearby gravestone with a fedora pulled down low, listening to everything his friends said about him at the funeral.