Get ready to meet my little friend

[macm2010]

Yipee ki-yay, asshole.

[Chris L]

There's no women in baseballs. 

[Itslikeimsayin]

"How 'bout a Sprite? Hmm? Hmm?"

[senorcorazon]

"Pinot Grigio? Shit, I'll drink anything. I'm an alcoholic." - Sideways

[Steve in North Hollywood]

"How 'bout a Sprite? Hmm? Hmm?"

Why can't I figure out what that's from?

[Chris L]

From Bull Durham:

Well, I believe in the soul, the crony, the hooha, the smell of a lady's feet, that thing the ump wears, low sodium, dry vermouth, that the novels of Ayn Rand are great, except for the writing. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald shouldn't have done what they say he did. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing The Jetsons and diplomatic immunity. I believe in the phrase "How sweet it is," fun packs, keeping your Christmas presents rather than donating them to charity, and pining for platonic friends for as long as possible, because you never know.

[Come on, Jason]

"How 'bout a Sprite? Hmm? Hmm?"

Why can't I figure out what that's from?

I believe it's the Fresca line from Caddyshack.

"My niece has a certain... zest for humping."

[Steve of Bloomington]

"Hey Honey, you must have been something before you got all wrinkly and old!"

[Steve in North Hollywood]

"How 'bout a Sprite? Hmm? Hmm?"

Why can't I figure out what that's from?

I believe it's the Fresca line from Caddyshack.

"My niece has a certain... zest for humping."

Thanks, Trinsky.  "Zest for humping" ... Priceless!!!

 
Since we're quoting Caddy Shack ...

"(screams, pointing at brown floating object in pool) BABY RUUUUUUTH!!!"

[Big Plastic Head]

"This is my friend Wang! Pun intended!"

[Hoboken Brian]

"If you build it, your daughter will be saved by Burt Lancaster and then you will have a chance to reconcile with your dead father. Also you'll get to go to Fenway with Darth Vader. Not a bad deal, really."

"Excuse me, but why do they call you 'Booger'"?
"I have to figure it's because I'm always picking my nose."

(from Yentl)
"You feel me, dad?"

[namethebats]

"Sure, that's how it starts — oohs, aahs. But later there's looking at watches and fake-laughing at the 100th 'Don Gallimimus' joke."

[macm2010]

You'll get nothing and enjoy it, Spalding.

[Steve of Bloomington]

"Santino really sucked at this.  But that's neither here nor there."

[scratchbomb]

You'll get nothing and enjoy it, Spalding.

I have no idea why, but this cracked me up immensely.

Preceded by, "I would like several items of junk food, please."