Author Topic: Get ready to meet my little friend  (Read 177176 times)

dave from knoxville

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #60 on: December 31, 2008, 12:54:49 AM »
"Yes, that's correct, that guy acts like a dick."

"Put the lotion back in the basket or I will hose you."

"Forget it Jake, everything's nuts around here."

"I AM NOT AN ELEPHANT, I AM A HUMAN JUST LIKE YOU."

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emdasher

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #61 on: December 31, 2008, 04:21:07 AM »
You've got served!

Partymouth

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #62 on: December 31, 2008, 05:14:52 AM »
"Chuck and Buuuuck, kissing and hugging"

Hoboken Brian

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #63 on: December 31, 2008, 09:07:22 AM »
"You stay classy, San Quentin"

"Happy Holidays, Mr. Henry F Potter!"

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dave from knoxville

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #64 on: December 31, 2008, 09:32:26 AM »
"This watch was in my butt for WEEKS."

Stupornaut

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #65 on: December 31, 2008, 10:16:03 AM »
"They're going to kill that nice lady!"
"That carpet really held the room together."
"Shut your fucking mouth, Donnie!"
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TheBrettster

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #66 on: December 31, 2008, 03:27:23 PM »
"Man, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars."

Didn't he say that while riding on the back of the Mulenium Falcon?

mr. wolfsheim

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #67 on: December 31, 2008, 05:32:55 PM »
Deboard this plane, which I own!
Girls love to know that you know where it goes. - The Gorch

stevekindof

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #68 on: December 31, 2008, 05:56:30 PM »
"If it's flexible, laugh at it; If it's not, don't bother..."

courtney

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #69 on: December 31, 2008, 06:56:17 PM »
"Please give me the two dollars you owe me!"

"Death by radio."

   
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masterofsparks

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #70 on: December 31, 2008, 07:24:40 PM »
I don't think I can do that for ya, Davey boy.
I'll probably go into the wee hours.

Chris L

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #71 on: January 01, 2009, 11:03:52 AM »
"You want me to hold the chicken, huh?" 
"Yeah, hold the chicken." 

jbissell

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #72 on: January 01, 2009, 05:03:12 PM »
"Did you know that a severed human head weighs 7 pounds?"

"NASA, we've got a problem"

"Love means always saying you're sorry"

"Go ahead, make my afternoon"

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TheMush

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #73 on: January 01, 2009, 05:58:40 PM »
"Kaaaaaaaaaaanttt! Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanttt!" Star Trek: Wrath of Kant

Chris L

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #74 on: January 01, 2009, 06:04:46 PM »
Wherever you go, where are you?  There.