"Where's my sled?"
"Uh, crack a deductive reasoning book much, Watson? It don't sound like you do!"
"Let's keep this Fight Club thing a secret, you guys."
"I really hope me talking like this in a movie makes people forget about all that blackface."
"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was falling off the Empire State Building, that's what killed him."
"Now that's a big-a shark!"