Author Topic: Get ready to meet my little friend  (Read 176353 times)

Paul DeLouisiana

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #765 on: March 02, 2011, 09:19:15 AM »
Kanye West covering The Beatles: "What would you do if I sang auto-tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?"

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #766 on: March 12, 2011, 04:21:16 AM »
Kanye West covering The Beatles: "What would you do if I sang auto-tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?"

Paul, in the words of Donald Trump, "You no longer work here."
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #767 on: March 22, 2011, 10:31:37 PM »
From Battle: Los Angeles...

Staff Sgt. Nantz: "We already had breakfast, youuuuuuuuuu fart."
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

Paul DeLouisiana

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #768 on: March 23, 2011, 08:23:14 AM »
From Dumb and Dumber:

"Jansport! I was way off!"

Pidgeon

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #769 on: March 25, 2011, 05:56:10 PM »
I'm listening to the archives and Tom kind of did this while talking about Dutch:

Bill Clinton: "I did not sleep with that woman."

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #770 on: April 07, 2011, 03:06:11 AM »
Also from Dumb and Dumber...

"Kick his ass, Sea Cucumber!"
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

Boogdish

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #771 on: April 07, 2011, 10:02:15 AM »
From a candy bar commercial:

"Sometimes you feel like a nut, but not always."
If you're not a job creator, you better step the fuck away from that hot dog machine.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #772 on: April 08, 2011, 10:47:49 PM »
Watching Raiders on USA tonight:
"Snakes. I reallllly wish it wasn't snakes."

Lawrence Orbach

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #773 on: April 08, 2011, 11:32:40 PM »
funny, I just caught Star Wars for the 2nd time.

"Fast ship? I can't believe you've never heard of the Millienum Falcon. Seriously?? I've literally outrun Imperial Starships."

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #774 on: April 09, 2011, 10:09:18 PM »
If Zachary Brimstead had been cast as the star of Rudy...

Charles S. Dutton’s character to Mr. Brimstead: “Just look at yourself! You’re five-foot nothing!
Five-hundred and nothing!”

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #775 on: April 17, 2011, 04:37:08 AM »
From Scre4m...


Sydney: "Stab 7, huh?  I hear Trent L. Strauss directed that one."


In a barely related story, while I was driving home from seeing Scre4m, I was stopped behind a car with a license plate frame that said "Less stress, more Strauss."
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #776 on: April 17, 2011, 08:50:00 AM »
Lately, my dad keeps saying "You're not looking for these droids." 
It gets me every time in a similar way to "Get ready to meet my little friend."

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #777 on: May 16, 2011, 04:11:38 PM »
Lately, my dad keeps saying "You're not looking for these droids." 
It gets me every time in a similar way to "Get ready to meet my little friend."

I literally laughed out loud at that.

Also from Star Wars...

Kenobi: Mos Eisley space port... You will never find a more wretched hive of fudge and yutz-knucklery.
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #778 on: May 16, 2011, 07:04:39 PM »
Isn't that just a quote from Space Balls?

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #779 on: May 30, 2011, 09:02:43 PM »
Fish, it's in the deleted scenes, oddly enough... I bought a VHS of it that had deleted scened.  Don't ask.


This is not a misquote, nor is it from a movie.  But it is an actual quote from the "Terminator 2 3D" show that is still running at Universal Studios Hollywood, which features a combination of live performances on a stage, coupled with footage of Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Eddie Furlong, Linda Hamilton, and Robert Patrick.  You can imagine how cool that still is nearly 18 years later.

This line is said by the Governator himself after he and a young John Connor are hurled from their Harley Davidson that's been hit by a robot-launched missile...

T-100: Let's bust a move.
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.