Get ready to meet my little friend

[Kris K]

From last night's show: "To quote Albert Pacino – I’m just getting started."

[around the bend]

We're going to need a more bitching ski boat

[Chris L]

Just saw this on a comments thread:

"I drink your milkshake with my straw!"

[Steve in North Hollywood]

I'm so tired of dribbling this Money Ball.

[snacoman]

I once heard this guy misquote Friday by saying: "You never have two things that match, you don't have peanut butter, you don't have hamburgers, you don't have nothing"

[Paul DeLouisiana]

"What would you do if I sang auto-tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?"

[Steve in North Hollywood]

WOW!!!

This had to be shared.  My own father was just trying to quote the infamous "It puts the lotion on it's skin..." scene from The Silence of the Lambs.  This is what came out of his mouth:

"It puts on the lipstick!"

[TheyGotEmma]

My co-worker Nancy, trying to quote "Hereeee's Johnny!" from the Shining: "Here I am!"

[Steve in North Hollywood]

My co-worker Nancy, trying to quote "Hereeee's Johnny!" from the Shining: "Here I am!"

That wins.

[BadGuyZero]

My co-worker Nancy, trying to quote "Hereeee's Johnny!" from the Shining: "Here I am!"

Rock you like a hurricane
Comeoncomeoncomeoncomeon

[Jason from Huntsville, AL]

"I'm walking here!" - Robert De Niro, Midnight Cowboy

[daveB from Oakland]

"I'm walking here!" - Robert De Niro, Midnight Cowboy

I heard Tom bust you on that one ... Perhaps you were thinking of his final line of dialog from Midnight Run? (That line being "Guess I'm walking"). I liked that movie a lot when I saw it, not sure how much it holds up these days ... I think that was one of the earliest DeNiro self-parodic roles, where he was playing the tough guy for laffs. Before all the Analyze Theses, Thatses, and other things ...

[daveB from Oakland]

"Christopher Walken with ... Christopher Walken! Guest starring Christopher Walken ... in Guess I'm Walken"

[Jason from Huntsville, AL]

I heard Tom bust you on that one ... Perhaps you were thinking of his final line of dialog from Midnight Run? (That line being "Guess I'm walking"). I liked that movie a lot when I saw it, not sure how much it holds up these days ... I think that was one of the earliest DeNiro self-parodic roles, where he was playing the tough guy for laffs. Before all the Analyze Theses, Thatses, and other things ...

I got my wires crossed because I was thinking there's a scene in Taxi Driver where De Niro is walking across the street yells. My brain inserted Hoffman's line because my brain is often dumb.

My brain is my Coors Light can.

[daveB from Oakland]

(That line being "Guess I'm walking"). Looks like I'm Walking

"Christopher Walken with ... Christopher Walken! Guest starring Christopher Walken ... in Guess I'm Walken" Looks Like I'm Walken

Apropos of this thread, I botched the line. I found the entire unedited Midnight Run on YouTube and watched a good portion of it last night. Still pretty funny. Danny Elfman's totally '80s film score really puts a time stamp on the whole thing though ...