Poll

Fight to the death who would win?

Fredericks
46 (48.4%)
Spike
49 (51.6%)

Total Members Voted: 93

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pizzaparty

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Fredericks vs. Spike...
« on: January 10, 2009, 01:02:23 PM »
God help me, I voted Spike.

Kid Pain

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Re: Fredericks vs. Spike...
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2009, 01:08:10 PM »
It sure seems like Fredericks is hot and Spike is not.

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Re: Fredericks vs. Spike...
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2009, 01:09:48 PM »
Leave Spike behind in the Bush administration.  He's ovah.

driz

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Re: Fredericks vs. Spike...
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2009, 01:18:39 PM »
If spike goes, we will never know the fate of howard stoin

Clint

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Re: Fredericks vs. Spike...
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2009, 01:21:14 PM »
If spike goes, we will never know the fate of howard stoin

I have a feeling that he'll be left in a swimming pool to drown.

pizzaparty

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Re: Fredericks vs. Spike...
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2009, 01:34:08 PM »
hahaha.

joe

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Re: Fredericks vs. Spike...
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2009, 01:49:55 PM »
I went with Spike because I think he'd be the first to fight dirty.  Of course, Fredericks did give the impression that he's seen a bumfight or two in his day, so who knows what he learned from that.  But in the end, I don't think he'd have the cardio to last very long.

Julie

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Re: Fredericks vs. Spike...
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2009, 01:56:03 PM »
If Fredericks can maintain his energy and if he didn't run away, I think he could take Spike. And it seems like he's the type of person who could be tazered and never notice. I imagine he's like a Frankenstein's monster-zombie hybrid.
I think Fredericks might be a coward, though, and if he started running away, Spike would beat him to death with a mace.
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Bryan

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Re: Fredericks vs. Spike...
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2009, 02:00:17 PM »
It has to be Spike. Fredericks seems slightly unhinged, but you don't get the sense that if he snapped he'd turn violent.

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Re: Fredericks vs. Spike...
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2009, 02:21:46 PM »
I have really like Fredericks but Tom is right -- he's buying into his own shtick, now.  He's Jeremy Shockey, he's Joe the Plumber -- he is going to go sour faster than half-price milk. 

Spike has endurance, does not smoke, has amazingly strong calves from peeping into windows -- Spike wins.

Sarah

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Re: Fredericks vs. Spike...
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2009, 02:46:32 PM »
Fredericks.  Sure, Spike's a tough guy when he has a client strapped into the whupping chair, but in a brawl I think he'd curl into a ball and bawl.  (God, I don't know what possessed me there--I'm sorry.)

erechoveraker

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Re: Fredericks vs. Spike...
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2009, 03:45:26 PM »
I'm going with Spike - he's not afraid of blood, his own or yours either.

Fredericks might be dangerous to beat though if he was chasing Spike down in that  ratty old '76 Chrysler Cordoba he putts around NPR in. Spike'd have to go all Death Proof on Fredericks though if that happened, either that or join forces and drive to Atlantic City together.

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Re: Fredericks vs. Spike...
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2009, 04:58:51 PM »
Droopy Zippermouth.



The lack of understanding that the shtick is a shtick - you can't teach that.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

ben from wilmington

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Re: Fredericks vs. Spike...
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2009, 11:28:29 PM »
Spike. Always. Whether Fredericks has "it" or not--and I won't argue that he doesn't--he doesn't have the texture Spike has. Sure, Fredericks is up-front and unhinged, but I know a million guys just like him. He's cheap fun and he won't replace the old-friend vibe guys like Spike brings to the table.
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JamesU

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Re: Fredericks vs. Spike...
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2009, 02:12:33 AM »
I'm voting Spike to stay on his good side. I never want my skin to be used as a jump-suit is all I'm sayin'.