If Tom somehow thinks he can't hack it and passes on Goin' Down, my backup dream choice would be a number by a fellow Morton Downey Jr. enthusiast, Rowdy Roddy Piper's 1985 smash hit "For Everybody":
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If there's a song with lyrics that better sum up the attitude of post-New Regime Best Show, either I haven't heard it or it wasn't recorded by an actor/singer/professional wrestler.