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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #255 on: May 16, 2011, 08:30:52 PM »
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #256 on: May 16, 2011, 08:37:32 PM »
Mmm

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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #257 on: May 16, 2011, 10:11:04 PM »
Let's do Locomotive Breath! "In the shuffling madness..."

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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #258 on: May 17, 2011, 10:17:32 AM »
I love the mmm, sound, Very Marvin the Martian-y.

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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #259 on: May 17, 2011, 11:01:08 AM »
The "hold" thing kills me.
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #260 on: May 17, 2011, 11:49:20 AM »
I really miss callers interacting with the Wurster calls.

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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #261 on: May 17, 2011, 12:12:07 PM »
I really miss callers interacting with the Wurster calls.

Correct me if I'm wrong (and I'm sure someone will), but I remember hearing an interview with Tom and Jon (on Sound of Young America, I think), and they said something to the effect of, they stopped doing this because it always had the potential to derail the "bit". And on some of the early shows, it does happen now and then; one bad caller can take the wind out of their sails a bit.
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #262 on: May 17, 2011, 12:15:28 PM »
"B is for the Bravery you've given us
U is for Unanimous victory
S is for the Strength which you rule with
H is for forgotten memories

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BUSH, BUSH, the best we've ever had."

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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #263 on: May 17, 2011, 01:04:06 PM »
I really miss callers interacting with the Wurster calls.

Correct me if I'm wrong (and I'm sure someone will), but I remember hearing an interview with Tom and Jon (on Sound of Young America, I think), and they said something to the effect of, they stopped doing this because it always had the potential to derail the "bit". And on some of the early shows, it does happen now and then; one bad caller can take the wind out of their sails a bit.

That makes a ton of sense. It's kind of the same theory as to how a lot of stand-ups deal with hecklers -- if you give them the power as to how the direction of the set is going, you run the risk of not being able to bring it back. But if you can reel it back in after having it nearly spin off-the-rails -- I think that's the absolute best thing to see in comedy.

The Zachary call came close to derailing when the irate guy called in and said he was actually in a barbershop band. Thankfully, Zachary's pompous attitude about giving barbershop a badly needed enema was insulting enough to have the guy get flustered as opposed to quiz him on arcane barbershop factoids.

I'd be curious to see how interactions w/ one of Jon's calls would work now. There's enough people who completely understand the concept of buying into a bit (like the Wally/Fredericks stuff from a few weeks back) that there could be some good material. Of course, there are also a few people every show who try to be too-cool-for-school who would just try and ruin it.

The "hold" stuff is absolutely brilliant. It's so condescending. A lot of the calls remind me of pro wrestling bits. They go deeper than Jon playing a character and Tom being the straight-man. A lot of Jon's characters are essentially jerks who you'd like to see get some kind of comeuppance, with the payoff a lot of times being the character threatening Tom's life before hanging up. It's like when the wrestling heel starts crap with the hero/face, gets humiliated somehow and cowardly leaves but not before fulfilling some bizarre need to get the very last word in.

The best thing in the Zachary call was when they finally got a caller to sing a duet. I could just picture how giddy they must have been when someone bought in to what they were going for.

This is one of my favorite things ever recorded, BTW. I laughed non-stop.
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #264 on: May 17, 2011, 02:35:55 PM »
Hmmmmm.... "ZB" is my favorite Wurster voice so I'm overjoyed to see this one up as a Gem.

My favorite ZB call, though, is the one from "The Best You Can Do is Be Better than the Best Show" giveaway.  It's the call where ZB won't stop saying "nigga please" and explains how he will be winched up to the rafters naked during the performance of "Barbershop Eros."
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #265 on: May 17, 2011, 04:25:11 PM »
Hmmmmm.... "ZB" is my favorite Wurster voice so I'm overjoyed to see this one up as a Gem.

My favorite ZB call, though, is the one from "The Best You Can Do is Be Better than the Best Show" giveaway.  It's the call where ZB won't stop saying "nigga please" and explains how he will be winched up to the rafters naked during the performance of "Barbershop Eros."

This call is the source of one of my very favorite JW quotes: "You don't judge me, I judge you....into the grave."
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #266 on: May 17, 2011, 08:04:32 PM »
Correct me if I'm wrong (and I'm sure someone will)

I think that was from the AST Radio interview. *internet snoot*

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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #267 on: May 17, 2011, 08:07:43 PM »
The beautiful thing about ZB is how because he's such a funny voice (who uses funny language and words -- carriage, cumberbund, girth, eros, elixir), his calls always seem to start in fifth gear and go from there.

I adore how S&W is the comedy of slow-burn and characterization, but every once in a while I want to listen to 20-30 minutes of kick-ass jokes right out of the gates.  I feel like all the ZB calls deliver on this. Similarly, the Ron Scharpling call from late December immediately starts with the jokes and the (fake) anger flying and that's why it, too, is one of my favorites.
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #268 on: May 17, 2011, 08:31:27 PM »
I never laughed so hard at a S&W bit as when ZB uses the n-word. Part of me thinks even Tom didn't know that was coming.

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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #269 on: May 17, 2011, 10:36:20 PM »
I got to talk briefly to Tom's "psychiatrist" briefly a couple of  years back.