my marathon contribution

[Regular Joe]

i shamefully don't have the funds to make a donation this year, but in the spirit of this thing, i will make an axe-bass-shaped ukulele for the FOT who donates the most during the second marathon show.  i can scrawl 'this machine kills tom' across the front, if you want.

if the winner is vegan, please let me know and i'll skip the shellac.

Gosh that's a really good idea on a real cool tiger print background. Way to further shame my rap skills Viceroy Slim!

[dave from knoxville]

For the FOT forum member who donates the most, I will congratulate your Doddy for being rich. 

Fixed

[Steve in North Hollywood]

damn right you did, steve- you got a shout out!

And it felt pretty good.

[Viceroy Slim]

i looked through my scrap pile and found some super nice fiddleback birch for the neck. i'll have the woodwork done by the end of the week, but i don't know how long the paint will take.

somebody let me know where this thing is going, and whether it's a righty or lefty.

i shamefully don't have the funds to make a donation this year, but in the spirit of this thing, i will make an axe-bass-shaped ukulele for the FOT who donates the most during the second marathon show.  i can scrawl 'this machine kills tom' across the front, if you want.

if the winner is vegan, please let me know and i'll skip the shellac.

Gosh that's a really good idea on a real cool tiger print background. Way to further shame my rap skills Viceroy Slim!

hey, don't think of it that way. we're a team. you and me, joe. we're giving rap-metal back to the people.

[Andy]

I would kill someone for that uke.

[DoodleJump!]

Wow! All these nice things FOT are doing!
I have an unfinished painting of PBR set against a hoagie-filled sky...perhaps I can offer it to the highest pledger next go-round...2010!

[mcphee from the forum]

I donated to TBS and to CBC but I got my form and upped the whole thing to a mouse pledge.

[Viceroy Slim]

I would kill someone for that uke.

a light maiming would do it. i'm not really known for putting up a fight.

i am really dragging ass on this thing. still haven't found the owner. guess i should bring it up in the chat next time i'm able to listen live?

[iAmBaronVonTito]

i wouldnt spill FOT blood for this, but i would give $1,000...which i did!  i hope that brings me one step closer to a ukelele/comic/cross stitch/various wild card(s) posted.

not to mention, everyone did a brilliant job pledging this year.  congratulations (again) to those who gave $$ and if you didnt, im sure Ken and co. wouldnt mind finding a check from you in the coming days/weeks/months. 

[dave from knoxville]

i wouldnt spill FOT blood for this, but i would give $1,000...which i did!  i hope that brings me one step closer to a ukelele/comic/cross stitch/various wild card(s) posted.

not to mention, everyone did a brilliant job pledging this year.  congratulations (again) to those who gave $$ and if you didnt, im sure Ken and co. wouldnt mind finding a check from you in the coming days/weeks/months. 

You gave $1000? Geez Louise, I owe you more CDs.

[nathansmart]

So who's the top donor?

[ben]

I would kill someone for that uke.

a light maiming would do it. i'm not really known for putting up a fight.

i am really dragging ass on this thing. still haven't found the owner. guess i should bring it up in the chat next time i'm able to listen live?

I gave a mouse pledge, but given some of the bigger donations I know I am out of the running - but any chance you can give me a number on how much it would cost for one of my own? 

[Andy]

move it to the barter thread

[Viceroy Slim]

I gave a mouse pledge, but given some of the bigger donations I know I am out of the running - but any chance you can give me a number on how much it would cost for one of my own? 

This is a one of a kind, non-commercial, woody satire.

If we bring cash into this, gene simmons will sue me.  As awesome as it would be to receive an axe-shaped cease and desist letter, i'm just not in a position to take the risk.

I do appreciate your interest.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

I gave a mouse pledge, but given some of the bigger donations I know I am out of the running - but any chance you can give me a number on how much it would cost for one of my own? 

This is a one of a kind, non-commercial, woody satire.

If we bring cash into this, gene simmons will sue me.  As awesome as it would be to receive an axe-shaped cease and desist letter, i'm just not in a position to take the risk.

I do appreciate your interest.

Axe-shaped cease and desist letter!  Hilarious!

What's scarier is, judging by the way he runs that Toyota dealership, he'd probably serve the order to you himself, in full make-up.