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DoodleJump!

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Re: spoiler thread
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2009, 02:46:19 PM »
In the film The Shining (1980), directed by Stanley Kubrick, the character played by Jack Nicholson ends up not so unlike Jack Nicholson himself- kinda ugly and manic-looking.
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Re: spoiler thread
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2009, 03:07:03 PM »
In the Season 4 finale of Lost, we find that the island is inhabited by Marlon Brando, a midget, and throngs of man-donkeys.
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Re: spoiler thread
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2009, 04:13:06 PM »
At the end of KNOCKED UP, someone has a baby.
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Re: spoiler thread
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2009, 04:35:12 PM »
At the end of The Empire Strikes Back, it is revealed that Darth Vader has a gross head

That's the end of Return of the Jedi, you StarWarsadummy.  Or the retconned middle of The Empire Strikes Back.


At the end of The Empire Strikes Back, it is revealed... that George Lucas is a prevert.  Also very bad at coming up with names.  Hell, though, that's revealed as early as Star Wars.  Also, Tom is right about those Rebel Pilots.  Not drawn from the great character actors, as you might expect.
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Re: spoiler thread
« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2009, 04:49:10 PM »
Hey, Denis Lawson was charming in Local Hero.

Martin

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Re: spoiler thread
« Reply #35 on: March 25, 2009, 06:19:44 PM »
Is that technically a spoiler, Sarah?

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Re: spoiler thread
« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2009, 06:44:49 PM »
In the last and final episode of Deadwood it is revealed that...you have managed to find a way to work the word 'cocksucker' into at least seven different conversations per day.
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Re: spoiler thread
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2009, 07:00:09 PM »
I'm a rebel, Martin.

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Re: spoiler thread
« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2009, 10:16:46 PM »
At the end of the original Planet of the Apes, Charlton Heston has the best hair of any of his film roles, ever.

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Re: spoiler thread
« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2009, 10:31:16 PM »
At the end of Radiohead's "OK Computer," you find out that the computer really was ok!

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Re: spoiler thread
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2009, 11:46:11 PM »
At the end of "Usual Suspects" you find out that Keyzer Soze is actually quite a ruthless individual.
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Re: spoiler thread
« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2009, 11:55:41 PM »
At the end of "Usual Suspects" you find out that Keyzer Soze is pretty badass

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Re: spoiler thread
« Reply #42 on: March 26, 2009, 12:01:52 AM »
At the end of Radiohead's "OK Computer," you find out that the computer really was ok!
Bahaha! This made me laugh. Thanks.
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Re: spoiler thread
« Reply #43 on: March 26, 2009, 12:13:37 AM »
Glenn Beck is in need of a...psychiatric evaluation
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Re: spoiler thread
« Reply #44 on: March 26, 2009, 01:23:24 PM »
Your life is going to be a great dissapointment to all of your friends, family and your self.

jeepers creepers, that's the worst spoiler of all.