Author Topic: Don't they know this is wrong?  (Read 4315 times)


Pidgeon

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Re: Don't they know this is wrong?
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2009, 08:03:09 PM »
The wait is OGRE

Bryan

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Re: Don't they know this is wrong?
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2009, 08:55:36 PM »
Holy shit.


DoodleJump!

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Re: Don't they know this is wrong?
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2009, 09:32:55 PM »
My favorite line:
"Christine said: 'The idea just came to me. I knew what we would go as because Keith looks just like Shrek.'"
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Chad from Oregon

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Re: Don't they know this is wrong?
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2009, 11:54:05 PM »
and the bit which did it for me:

"She tried to get her 18-year-old son to dress up as Donkey, another character from the offbeat cartoon fairytale, but said 'he wasn't having any of it'. "
I've got 99 problems but a FOT ain't one.

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Don't they know this is wrong?
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2009, 03:08:49 AM »
They better have at least played that Proclaimers song at the reception ... several times.
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Re: Don't they know this is wrong?
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2009, 11:39:30 AM »
I bet the reception dinner was curried donkey.
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Re: Don't they know this is wrong?
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2009, 11:57:45 AM »
Hilarious.  This made my day.

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Re: Don't they know this is wrong?
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2009, 01:04:53 PM »
No doubt the groom's Scottish accent is better than Mike Myers.' 

Pidgeon

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Re: Don't they know this is wrong?
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2009, 01:05:31 PM »
They better have at least played that Proclaimers song at the reception ... several times.

Played by a Smash Mouth cover band.

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Don't they know this is wrong?
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2009, 03:00:46 AM »
They better have at least played that Proclaimers song at the reception ... several times.

Played by a Smash Mouth cover band.

I wouldn't expect any better.
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

SexyAnkles

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Re: Don't they know this is wrong?
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2009, 08:54:10 AM »

Played by a Smash Mouth cover band.

Mush Mouth?
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Re: Don't they know this is wrong?
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2009, 10:05:19 AM »
I'll probably go into the wee hours.

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Re: Don't they know this is wrong?
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2009, 02:19:25 PM »
The wait is OGRE

If you are referring to them having sex on their wedding night, I wouldn't be so sure.

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