I have so far for the agenda:
Why you should consider making a good home for my cat Fluffy (he's free and up for grabs if you can pass the test)
Sandwiches
Perfect songs
Very deep thoughts about bodice rippers, ALF, Journey, and other things one shouldn't like but does
Mathematics
Hobbies
and if there is time, I will tell interesting stories about crazy people I know.
But who cares? I can't wait to hear 6 hours of TBS
A Reuben On Rye has got to be God's gift to mankind.
Perfect song? Sailing by Christopher Cross.
WTF, bodice rippers?! Screw that, I just cut out the fat and go straight to porn.
ALF and cats don't mix. Is that why your giving it away?
Journey's Open Arms is the best soft-rock ballad ever made.
I'm obsessed with watching old reruns of Hogan's Heroes. Bob Crane is a genius.
Calculus makes my brain hurt.
I like flashing little old ladies at bus stops.
I dearly love stories about crazy people. They make me laugh.
As a back-up in case you feel a flop-sweat coming on you ought to have your favorite liquor store clerk on as a guest.
Or just interview Spike again. That was comedy gold. I think I still have it on my ipod.