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fonpr

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Burn Ban Lifted in NPR
« on: June 03, 2009, 09:28:26 PM »








Oh man I'm pretty psyched
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Re: Burn Ban Lifted in NPR
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2009, 09:30:31 PM »
Congrats, Fredericks! Happy burning.
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Re: Burn Ban Lifted in NPR
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2009, 09:37:20 PM »
 



Now I just just need a special occasion.
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Re: Burn Ban Lifted in NPR
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2009, 10:09:38 PM »




Now I just just need a special occasion.

since when did you need a special occasion to praise Moloch?

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Re: Burn Ban Lifted in NPR
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2009, 10:15:59 PM »
"What's that haze in the air?"

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas..."
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Re: Burn Ban Lifted in NPR
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2009, 11:28:03 PM »
Can we please get some video tape on this? I beg you sir, as a mere acolyte in the cult of Frederixxx.

I think it has the potential to destroy the yule log channel in the ratings, at the very least.

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Re: Burn Ban Lifted in NPR
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2009, 11:42:18 PM »
Interesting, I still don't see how it explains the head in  the sink

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Re: Burn Ban Lifted in NPR
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2009, 11:48:50 PM »
Interesting, I still don't see how it explains the head in  the sink


There are some things that defy explanation.
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Re: Burn Ban Lifted in NPR
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2009, 12:33:51 AM »
Interesting, I still don't see how it explains the head in  the sink


Having never been to NPR myself, I already get the strong impression that these two photos just about say all which need be said.
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Re: Burn Ban Lifted in NPR
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2009, 12:42:44 AM »
Interesting, I still don't see how it explains the head in  the sink


Having never been to NPR myself, I already get the strong impression that these two photos just about say all which need be said.

it is like Gummo!!!

Sarah

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Re: Burn Ban Lifted in NPR
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2009, 08:00:17 AM »
I can't believe how long I thought NPR here stood for National Public Radio.  Confusion City, AZ!

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Re: Burn Ban Lifted in NPR
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2009, 09:26:13 AM »
I can't believe how long I thought NPR here stood for National Public Radio.  Confusion City, AZ!

I can't believe I thought that fonpr was pon farr, the Vulcan mating season.

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Re: Burn Ban Lifted in NPR
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2009, 03:51:37 PM »
I don't know if there is a funnier concept than that of the joy that burning christmas trees brings to a Fredericks of New Port Richey.

A friend of mine (and a fellow (non board-posting) FOT) passed through NPR just last week. 

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Re: Burn Ban Lifted in NPR
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2009, 03:56:03 PM »
I don't know if anyone has seen this but this comes from the Wikipedia entry for New Port Richey:

Notable Residents:

Austin Rogers, (Actor)
Nathan Explosion, (Lead Singer of The Fictional Band Dethklok)
Fredericks, (Notorious caller to the Best Show on WFMU)
Jenny Hendrix, (Porn Star)
Gloria Swanson [actress]
Derek Kuryliw- Founder of SLIMfit Weightloss Program

Do you know any of these people, Fredericks?
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Re: Burn Ban Lifted in NPR
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2009, 04:04:30 PM »
Ha ha! I thought that said Jimmy Hendrix!
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