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Omar

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Top Chef Masters.
« on: June 11, 2009, 07:51:35 AM »
Let's do this.

Fun trivia from last night: that hardass redhead was just cast in Trent L. Strauss's Junior Girl Scout Serial Killer: Samoan Nightmare.
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Sarah

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Re: Top Chef Masters.
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2009, 09:37:55 AM »
I plan to watch it today. 

Andy

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Re: Top Chef Masters.
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2009, 09:41:09 AM »
what the fuck are you guys talking about?
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Omar

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Re: Top Chef Masters.
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2009, 09:44:25 AM »
what the fuck are you guys talking about?

It's a Top Chef/He-Man crossover show on Adult Swim.  Colicchio was great as Ram-Man last night.
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Kim Kelly

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Re: Top Chef Masters.
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2009, 06:49:39 PM »
Did someone declaw Gael last night? That's not the bitch I've come to know and fear.
Too soon?

Sarah

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Re: Top Chef Masters.
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2009, 10:20:55 AM »
I enjoyed seeing these razzle-dazzle chefs humbled.  But then I was in a bad mood yesterday.

Sarah

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Re: Top Chef Masters.
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2009, 04:02:10 PM »
For the second week in a row, I was certain the winner of the quickfire would end up taking the competition.  It's interesting that both winners so far have won so resoundingly.

I was surprised to learn that Wylie Dufresne is such a panicky, emotional fellow in the kitchen. 

Andy

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Re: Top Chef Masters.
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2009, 05:37:12 PM »
this show sucks dick.  who cares which chef can cook the best in a dorm room with a bunch of stupid restrictions.  save that shit for the quick fire.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Sarah

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Re: Top Chef Masters.
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2009, 05:42:04 PM »
I guess they think the contestants are so accomplished that without those stupid restrictions there'd be no competition, since everything would just be wonderful.

jbissell

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Re: Top Chef Masters.
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2009, 11:19:14 PM »
I guess they think the contestants are so accomplished that without those stupid restrictions there'd be no competition, since everything would just be wonderful.

I'm guessing that the final episode will just be straight cooking.  I like that it cuts out all the boring drama they sometimes try to work into some episodes.

After watching the first episode I didn't care much for any of the judges or Kelly Choi, although I'm not expecting any of them to be too critical since these are all respected professionals playing for charity so I'm sure they don't want anyone to look too bad.

Andy

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Re: Top Chef Masters.
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2009, 11:48:45 PM »
yeah, these judges suck a bag of cocks also.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Kim Kelly

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Re: Top Chef Masters.
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2009, 12:02:31 AM »
Brian K. Vaughan looked totally adorable, no?
Too soon?

Sarah

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Re: Top Chef Masters.
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2009, 08:44:13 AM »
The judges are uninteresting.  Kelly Choi is a boob.  The show stands or falls with the chefs.

So far, it reminds me most of the English show The Great British Menu.

break

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Re: Top Chef Masters.
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2009, 09:56:14 AM »
Why isn't Kelly Choi rocking the leather trenchcoat from "Secrets of New York?"  I was so dissappointed to see she has left the confines of NYCTV. 

Martin

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Re: Top Chef Masters.
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2010, 09:19:54 AM »
Top Chef Masters! Season two! First episode aired the other day. Anyone see it?

I didn't care for: the host, the editing (not as sloppy as in the regular show, but sloppy enough to be really annoying), the judges (all of which are back from season one: the 100-year-old lady with the hats (indoors!) and the clapping teeth that warbles her speech and you kinda suspect will fall out of her skull at any moment; the guy from Saveur magazine who's almost a charicature of a bitchy critic with his clearly-fake, clearly-preplanned "spur-of-the-moment" oneliners (much like Toby Young in the reg show); and the English dude who should get a haircut, stat), most of the silly challenges the chefs are forced to take on
I did care for: the chefs.

So, nothing's changed, really. I do enjoy the show.