Confidential to Miles re: Simon Pegg

[Kim Kelly]

The ladies and gays love Simon Pegg.

Here is a post filled with hundreds of comments confessing their love for their favorite GQ motherfucker crew member, Scotty. A few quotes:

I SERIOUSLY THINK HE'S HOT AS HELL AND I WISH "TIM" FROM SPACED WAS REAL SO I COULD HANG OUT AT THE COMIC SHOP AND TALK ABOUT MONSTERS AND PRETEND TO SHOOT EACH OTHER

LOL aw bb, isn't it awful pining for a fictional character but i think Tim is pretty close to the real life Simon lol. Why is he married...

HIS LEGS ARE FANTASTIC. The reason I've seen Run, Fatboy, run approx. 19284 times is because of the liberal use of short-shorts.

he's so freaking pretty it hurts.

ILU SIMON. UNF.

why dont i know any boys like this man
depressing much

Oh, and there's even more fangirling here over his actual GQ motherfucking cover/spread:



(Ooh, profile of Jarvis Cocker?? Coincidence?)

Do you feel better now, Miles?

Also, Simon Pegg has the dubious honor of now being featured in a shit-ton of New Star Trek slash fan fiction. Hoo boy.

[orator]

whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

[Chad from Oregon]

It's a little sad that my first thought in reading the above quotes, was wondering how the Simon Pegg "UNF" compares to the Alyssa Milano "grunt" from a few months back.

Ok, that's a lot sad.

[buffcoat]

It's a little sad that my first thought in reading the above quotes, was wondering how the Simon Pegg "UNF" compares to the Alyssa Milano "grunt" from a few months back.

Ok, that's a lot sad.

PAK CHOOIE UNF!

[James W]

Miles doesn't like being compared to Simon Pegg because Simon Pegg is British, and Miles is an awful xenophobe.

I'm so in the flesh right now.

[Kim Kelly]

It's a little sad that my first thought in reading the above quotes, was wondering how the Simon Pegg "UNF" compares to the Alyssa Milano "grunt" from a few months back.

Ok, that's a lot sad.

I left out this comment:

PEGG!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!

I just came.

Also, this:

BRB FAPPING FOREVER



ilovehimsohard

[Steve in North Hollywood]

That is all very scary, but I'll admit I like his movies.

[hugman]

That is all very scary, but I'll admit I like his movies.

Even Run Fat Boy Run?  What a dunce.

[Kim Kelly]

That is all very scary, but I'll admit I like his movies.

Even Run Fat Boy Run?  What a dunce.

Clearly you haven't noticed that Simon has incredible legs, and it's worth sitting through anything just for a glimpse of those stems, amirite?

[orator]

 Run Fat Boy Run was good. Fuck the haters.

[hugman]

That is all very scary, but I'll admit I like his movies.

Even Run Fat Boy Run?  What a dunce.

Clearly you haven't noticed that Simon has incredible legs, and it's worth sitting through anything just for a glimpse of those stems, amirite?

urright. i didn't notice. of course, i walked out after 15 minutes.

Run Fat Boy Run was good. Fuck the haters.

Fuck me then. Cuz I hated it.

[orator]

 If it said, "Directed by Edgar Wright" you would've loved it.

[Sarah]

You know, I just watched that movie, and I didn't notice his legs at all.  What's ailing me?

[Chad from Oregon]

You know, I just watched that movie, and I didn't notice his legs at all.  What's ailing me?

I have *yet* to see it, but even I remember his legs!

(I have a very strangely selective memory and I can still recall seeing a few previews or the commercials for it).

[hugman]

If it said, "Directed by Edgar Wright" you would've loved it.

Are you fucking with me? I went to see it BECAUSE of Simon Pegg and because I actually really LIKE David Schwimmer. I waited in a three-block line at SXSW to see it by myself.  

And for the record, I never even finished a whole episode of Spaced because I thought it was boring and not very funny at all. Whenever I hear the name Edgar Wright my mind first goes to an albino guitar player. Then it says, wait, who is that?

I LIKE MORE CRAP THAN ANYONE. DON"T YOU READ MY POSTS??? SO LAY OFF!!!!

(all caps hugman strikes again)

PS-i just wiki'd simon pegg's legs (peg legs?) and now i like Run Fatboy Run. So never mind.