Author Topic: Gathering of the Juggalos  (Read 40881 times)

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #75 on: September 04, 2009, 02:57:59 PM »
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it’s not that far removed from a later day Eminem album, except with vastly inferior rapping

What the hell is left that's worthwhile in Eminem if you take away the rapping?

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #76 on: September 04, 2009, 03:29:10 PM »
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it’s not that far removed from a later day Eminem album, except with vastly inferior rapping

What the hell is left that's worthwhile in Eminem if you take away the rapping?

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #77 on: September 04, 2009, 03:33:45 PM »
dave, it's not my cup of tea but the man does have flow.

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #78 on: September 04, 2009, 06:01:54 PM »
dave, it's not my cup of tea but the man does have flow.


"I gotta flow like you got diarrhea. Huh!"


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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #79 on: September 05, 2009, 08:36:12 AM »
Insane Clown Posse: A Family Underground (2008)

Expected Availability: Long Wait

Thanks a lot guys.  Maybe it's a little judgmental of me, but I can't imagine most juggalos being responsible enough to hold Netflix accounts for any length of time.  This thing has been at the top of my queue for a week now, and I'm starting to fear that I'm going to have to BUY it.

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #80 on: September 05, 2009, 12:59:42 PM »
If you actually buy it... the terrorists win.
You look like a really healthy Arthy Lang.

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #81 on: September 05, 2009, 01:12:15 PM »
"Ohhh shit! The bomb has officially dropped! You can finally get your copies of BANG POW BOOM! in your favorite record store! And don't forget about our 3-Pack Special, it's a HatchetGear exclusive! Right now you can get all 3 versions for only $25! I'm tellin' you right now, you're gonna want all 3, because each version has a different intro and hidden track, and they're all devastating! So go get all 3 now and avoid the bone of trying to find the other 2 colors, because they're probably gonna sell out of alot of places! Save yourself time and money and go get your 3-pack at HatchetGear NOW!!!"

That's not cool of them. They know that their fans are obsessive and are ripping them off!

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #82 on: September 05, 2009, 02:03:58 PM »
Some highlights:

I always enjoy playing with my brothers LOTUS. Ever since the Opaque Brotherhood Tour I feel like our game as Dark Lotus is as tight as a fish’s anus.

Michael Jackson would of had trouble following Tech N9ne. Tech and them killed it up there as usual. Tech’s on stage charisma and show antics are truly fuckin’ outrageous. His talking between songs is always entertaining and fresh. He’s like a comedian, a dancer, and an amazing rapper all in one. Tech N9ne is the real fuckin’ deal. He had some great things to say about Juggalos on stage too. Juggalos love him to death and rightfully so. Because Juggalos always know what dope is.
The Kottonmouth Kings were all out monstrous this year. I mean come on man, KMK fuckin’ slaughtered the ocean of Juggalos with freshness.

Vanilla Ice was outrageously dope too. It’s just like I told him after his set… Somehow, someway, after all these years of him doing shows, he is still getting better! He and his highly entertaining band had the Juggalos losing there mother fuckin’ minds!

The main stage was fire, flames and hot lava every night. Mushroomhead, Twiztid, Haystak, Axe Murder Boys, MC Chris, Anybody Killa, Coolio, Blaze, What the fuckin’ fuck! Explosions on and on and on. Everybody truly brought there A game to the 10th Annual.

Everybody who plays it gets fuckin’ mesmerized by the Juggalos. They all say the same thing: “Juggalos are the fuckin’ craziest” They are the livest, hypest, downest crowd of people anywhere on this earth. And to think about how so many people diss Juggalos. What the fuck could anybody have to say about Juggalos? Juggalos are the fuckin’ dopest, most livest, most fun having, energetic people in the world. You know, being a Juggalo and going to the Gatherings, or any Juggalo event, and being a part of the whole scene... you realize just how fuckin’ stupid people who diss us sound. They fuckin’ sound like motherfuckin’ moronic fools dissing us. Because who could diss something so beautiful?

They sound so fuckin’ utterly lame dissin’ us because we’re the ones that are part of a special movement that we’ll cherish forever. Like Hippies or something better, closer and tighter.

Kevin Nash was also a no show but his reason was shitty. He flat out took a better offer and left us dry. But thankfully our new JWO homie, Psycho Sid Vicious took his place and the Juggalos we’re thrilled to death when he walked out as Nash’s replacement. He received the fresh ass “Holy Shit” chant and everything. We had more surprises with the likes of Diamond Dallas Page, Balls Mahoney, and Dan Severn.
Bloodymania 3 was level 10 fresh because of reasons like Abdullah and The Rude Boy wrestling again one more time. After 45 years in the business Abby worked hard for us and we respect that. (Abdullah is 68 years old!)

Aparently there’s a wrestling game for Xbox made up of almost all ICP Wrestlers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/index.html?curid=4424848

Scarface of the Geto Boys has such a huge catalog of bomb ass jams that he could headline any show or festival on any day. The energy in the air was crazy thick. You could climb it like steps into the skys. Angles were watching from clouds in the heavens.

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #83 on: September 05, 2009, 02:35:48 PM »
Angles were watching from clouds in the heavens.



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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #84 on: September 05, 2009, 05:13:58 PM »
I SAW A JUGGALO MOM IN TARGET TODAY - SHE WAS ABOUT 45 WITH A 20 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER.

Seriously.  Her hair was dyed pink and painted on cheek-circles and she had on moderately-sized clown shoes.  The whole thing was ... stylish(?) ... enough and coordinated enough that it had to be Juggalo rather than, you know, someone dressed like an actual clown.

I wanted to get a picture but I'm not THAT gauche.   At least today I wasn't.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #85 on: September 05, 2009, 08:53:00 PM »
I'm now forgiving Kevin Nash for booking WCW so badly in 97.
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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #86 on: September 07, 2009, 04:40:58 PM »
Balls Mahoney?
I'll probably go into the wee hours.

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #87 on: September 07, 2009, 05:11:37 PM »
"Like it or not, Florida seems dedicated to a 'live fast, die' way of doing things."

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #88 on: September 07, 2009, 05:22:08 PM »
I will tolerate no disrespect to Balls Mahoney (aka Xanta Klaus, Boo Bradley), as he is a friend of a friend and proud resident of New Jersey (Spring Lake).
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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #89 on: September 09, 2009, 05:52:31 PM »
For those wondering what an ICP "seminar" is like, here's an example.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz2fH3Jist4[/youtube]
Dear god, the part where a girl asks for parental advice.

"Give your kid some jack daniels!"

These guys are such mutants.