Top Chef Las Vegas

[WhoWantsPie]

Thank you Sarah. While I find Fredericks easy to follow on the radio, I occasionally find his posts near impenetrable on the board. We're all cool here. I also apologize because I'm talking about Fredericks like he's not here.

[fonpr]

Thank you Sarah. While I find Fredericks easy to follow on the radio, I occasionally find his posts near impenetrable on the board. We're all cool here. I also apologize because I'm talking about Fredericks like he's not here.

I'm not here.







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XOXOXO

[Christina]

Thank you Sarah. While I find Fredericks easy to follow on the radio, I occasionally find his posts near impenetrable on the board. We're all cool here. I also apologize because I'm talking about Fredericks like he's not here.

I'm not here.

I think of Fritzy as the Merry Prankster of the boards.

[senorcorazon]

On another note, worse than Toby Young's testicle remark, I thought, was Penn's follow-up vulgarity directed at Padma. 

Hold on, Penn said something slimy and creepy? Unpossible.

[Sarah]

I know!  I was SHOCKED.

[Martin]

Boring episode. I couldn't get involved in anything.

[kevin_]

am i watching top chef or gross ceviche party?

[Kim Kelly]

Is it just me, or did Bravo totally drop the ball and forget the third option in tonight's poll? The third option being, of course, "Toby is not funny and why is he on this show again?"

[ben]

I thought Ron was going to squeak by again.  He was consistently mediocre or worse, but he seemed like a sweetheart.  That counts for something in my book.

I think I dislike Teller more than Penn after seeing this.  I think I know which is which.  The dumb one is Teller, right?  By dumb i mean many things. 

[Kim Kelly]

I think the dumb one is Penn. At least we don't have to listen to Teller's stupid political views.

[fonpr]

I thought Ron was going to squeak by again.  He was consistently mediocre or worse, but he seemed like a sweetheart.  That counts for something in my book.

I think I dislike Teller more than Penn after seeing this.  I think I know which is which.  The dumb one is Teller, right?  By dumb i mean many things. 

Magicians cooking?



I gotta get an antenna.

[thom]

am i watching top chef or gross ceviche party?

gross ceviche party makes me look kindly upon the days of triple-windsor steven and marcelverine.

(also, i've never ever had ceviche that wasn't gross in its own special way. i think that's its charm.)

[Kim Kelly]

Oh, thom. I hated that sommelier fellow until he got totally soused on the reunion show. Then I kind of loved him. And I liked Marcel, even though his foams are stupid. I really doubt the editors would cut footage of Marcel being horrible and mean to his competitors, because you know what? I didn't really see any. He was conceited, sure, but Marcel honestly looked like the victim, and Betty was this Mean Girl harridan, and all the cheftestants just seemed to be on Team Betty, and picking on Marcel was a sport, and I just felt so bad for the guy. It was so junior high, and no one would let Marcel sit at their table, so he had to eat in the library, and then the librarian started getting nosy, so then he ate in the bathroom, and then he cried into his peanut butter and jelly foam on brioche.

Am I projecting?

[Stan]

Oh, thom. I hated that sommelier fellow until he got totally soused on the reunion show. Then I kind of loved him. And I liked Marcel, even though his foams are stupid. I really doubt the editors would cut footage of Marcel being horrible and mean to his competitors, because you know what? I didn't really see any. He was conceited, sure, but Marcel honestly looked like the victim, and Betty was this Mean Girl harridan, and all the cheftestants just seemed to be on Team Betty, and picking on Marcel was a sport, and I just felt so bad for the guy. It was so junior high, and no one would let Marcel sit at their table, so he had to eat in the library, and then the librarian started getting nosy, so then he ate in the bathroom, and then he cried into his peanut butter and jelly foam on brioche.

Am I projecting?

 Yes. Marcel was almost as much of a douche as Mittan.

 Take off the scarf, Laurie.

[Sarah]

I felt sorry for Marcel, too, Laurie. 

Why is this show so boring now?  Last season was boring, and this one is boringer.  And I'm sick of deconstruction (or decomposition, as someone on Hell's Kitchen said this week).

The best thing about this week's show was that everyone seemed to be really uncomfortable with both Penn and Teller. 

I hope Robin goes home next week.  Her constant manic babbling makes me feel crazy.  I felt huge sympathy for Laurine.