I resisted doing this for a while, but then spent the last week agonizing over my favorite top 50 of the 2000s. (I have so little spare time, and yet this is how I spend it.) Here's my top 10 - I'll spare you guys the remaining 40.
1.) The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
2.) George Washington
3.) No Country for Old Men
4.) The Fall
5.) Waking Life
6.) Anchorman
7.) Chopper
8.) I Served The King Of England
9.) Chop Shop
10.) 49 UP
That's right, there are two "chop"-related movies in my top ten - the 2000s were a big decade for chopping! And on that note, since his entire filmography is apparently in my top 10, I guess I have no choice but to declare Andrew Dominik the director of the decade, which is kind of suprising, even to me. The numbers don't lie, though.
I was going to put the amazing Jesus' Son at #2 with a bullet, but it just barely counts as 1999 rather than 2000. They couldn't have sat on that thing for just a few more weeks? Just to make my listmaking easier 10 years later? Bastards.
Chris L: I also ranked Jackass#2 in my top 50. I'm not so embarassed knowing I'm not the only one.