-I also want to add Shortbus to my worst-of-the-decade list; the most boring porno ever made? That, and Superman Returns
SUPERMAN RETURNS to me is like 3/4 is a great Superman movie and 1/4 the worst movie ideas ever. The parts that count are good (the plane sequence was amazing) but other elements (the kid) kind of ruin it.
It's like this:
"Superman Returns! Directed by Bryan Singer!"
Awesome!
"An awesome unknown guy as Superman! And Kevin Spacey as Lex Luther!"
WHOA! Awesome! That guy looks just like Reeve! And I love Spacey!"
"And wait till you see that plane sequence!"
I'm on board already. Bring it!
"Superman's been away for 5 years!"
Well, not really the best way to go but I'll give it a chance since Bryan Singer did a great job with X-MEN.
"And the chick from BLUE CRUSH as Lois Lane!"
Ummm, who?
"You know...the blonde? She dyes her hair."
Well, there's plenty of other non-blondes that would have been perfect but...okay, I guess.
"And Lois has a boyfriend!"
Uhhh well, okay, that's kinda weird but...
"And Lois has a kid with the boyfriend!"
WHOA, hold on, what?? A KID?
"But it turns out to be Superman's!"
Okay, now you're just fucking with me. Does Superman get fight any of his villians? You know, besides Lex?
"Nope. But he does lift a lot of things."
Oh right cuz he's strong.
Reading about some of the other drafts I think we're lucky to have gotten this.