I'd have a serious crush on Sugar Slam, if only she wasn't so... 'urban.'
"And for all you hungry *sses out there: Yes we have food, and plenty of it, all over that b*tch."
Vanilla Ice, Coolio, Rowdy Roddy Piper, showers, a convenience store, Violent J's Beach Boys BBQ Blowout Bash The 3rd My Nerd, Karaoke Competition, and of course...
SEMINARS!
Looks like Daddy's going to have to raid his kids' college funds!