Full card announced for JCW @ GotJ

[Hoboken Brian]

Courtesy of wrestlingobserver.com

- Jon Heidenreich vs. Mad Man Pondo
- Ken Shamrock vs. Jimmy Jacobs (managed by Scott D'Amore) with a masked referee who will reveal his identity at the end of the match,
- The Thomaselli Brothers vs. Weedman & Billy Bong
- Bull Pain vs. Butterbean
- Abdullah the Butcher vs. Rude Boy
- Raven vs. Sabu (managed by Tommy Rich)
- Viscera vs. 2 Tuff Tony with Terry Funk as referee
- Kevin Nash & Scott Hall & Corporal Robinson & ICP vs. Trent Acid & four altar boys

My thoughts, as a wrestling nerd, are as follows:
- I am embarrassed for Jon Heidenreich, who once portrayed an insane giant poet/ announcer sodomizer.
- Ken Shamrock will snap the neck of the first twelve year old who sprays Faygo on him.
- The presences of Abby, Hall, Nash and especially Funk are unbelievably sad to me.
- Anyone think this masked referee is going to turn out to be Jimmy JJ Walker?
- Funk is old enough to be he average Juggalo's great grandfather.
- If these mutants knew what Tommy Rich did to become the NWA champion, Rich would be killed in a hate crime.
- Altar Boys?
- FOUR Altar Boys?

[Satchm0]

I have a sixer of Faygo on Bull Pain

[Chris L]

- Ken Shamrock vs. Jimmy Jacobs (managed by Scott D'Amore) with a masked referee who will reveal his identity at the end of the match,

I was wondering why a certain comedienne was recently spotted shopping at ELEGANT LUCHADOR






(Also, Abdullah the Butcher is still alive?  That's... astonishing).

[Martin]

- Ken Shamrock vs. Jimmy Jacobs (managed by Scott D'Amore) with a masked referee who will reveal his identity at the end of the match,

Spoiler alert!

[Barry Egan]

Spolier Alert:  Weedman and Billy Bong have problems that go way beyond marijuana addiction.

[Kim Kelly]

Oh, Terry Funk... How the mighty have fallen.

[jbissell]

I thought Viscera was still in the WWE fairly recently?

[Hoboken Brian]

Oh, Terry Funk... How the mighty have fallen.

And fallen and fallen and fallen.

Remember that documentary where the doctor showed him how badly damaged his knees were? That was ten years ago and he's still semi-active.

[stephen]

I thought I heard that Diff'rent Strokes star Todd Bridges was supposed to wrestle at this event.  Is that not happening anymore?