Piv, Rock & I

[Big Plastic Head]

How does that differ from "awfulsome"?

They are the same to me.

[buffcoat]

Where's a meteor when you need one?

[Geoff Johnston]

That picture practically factory wraps itself.

[Regular Joe]

There is one saving grace about this thread. I thought the "I" in "Piv, Rock & I" was going to be Martin himself, a far more horrifying idea than this picture.

In order with my new attempt to judge people on their best qualities:

Kid Rock: Knows how to keep a hat on his head really good.
Jeremy Piven: Had so much potential on the Garry Shandling show.
Dane Cook: Allowed me to see him get killed in Mr. Brooks.

Edit: Oh yeah. Hey Tom, I hope you still will someday roadhouse Mr. Brooks!

[Christina]

Dane's ring - it's hurting my feelings.

[jbissell]

There is one saving grace about this thread. I thought the "I" in "Piv, Rock & I" was going to be Martin himself, a far more horrifying idea than this picture.

Yeah, I was really hoping it'd be Martin with Piven and Dwayne Johnson.

[buffcoat]

Withnail and I.

[colonel panic]

I liked the Piv in "Cupid".

[Martin]

There is one saving grace about this thread. I thought the "I" in "Piv, Rock & I" was going to be Martin himself, a far more horrifying idea than this picture.

Yeah, I was really hoping it'd be Martin with Piven and Dwayne Johnson.

Someone had to take the picture, you know.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

I used to love Piven when all he did was show up in John Cusack movies.  I don't dislike him now, but let's just say he's stepping in it.

I used to love Dane Cook too, back in like '95 when nobody knew who he was.  His comedy spoke volumes to a 16y-o Steve in Lemoyne, PA.

I used to... Well, I never loved Kid Rock.  I did have a dream once that my friends and I were apparently the supreme weed-dealers of Ocean City, MD and "The Bull God" (his first big single) was like our anthem.  Did I say "dream?"  I meant "nightmare."  That's what I get for tuning my clock radio to an Edge station.

[Amplituden]

My throat is now full of hot sick.
Piv, Rock and I indeed.

[AllisonLeGnome]

Regardless of the absurd levels of douche present in that status, you do have to give him credit for surprisingly good grammar. I would have expected a "me" from him.

[hugman]

Ever since this thread appeared, I seen the title and thought "what the fuck does that mean? I don't wanna know." and I never clicked on it. I wish I'd stuck with that course of action.  Cook's fucking stupid ass "i made up my own middle finger gesture" makes me seethe.

[jbissell]

Regardless of the absurd levels of douche present in that status, you do have to give him credit for surprisingly good grammar. I would have expected a "me" from him.

You obviously missed Piven's tweet asking that everyone "prey" for him.

[Sarah]

What are you doing following Mr. Piven?