I went ahead and ran the Sixers analysis. It's short enough I will just give you the whole thing (the Celtics one was longer, and had a joke or two.)
Here’s a similar analysis for the Sixers (just for Brad and Greggulator and Jack, who will pretend not to care about it.)
Sixers initial random draw is 26th.
On December 31st, the 29th place Sixers beat 1st place Golden State, and rise to 24th.
On January 6th, the 28th place Sixers beat 22nd place Detroit, and rise to 24th.
On January 7th, the 24th place Sixers beat 6th place Toronto, and rise to 21st.
On January 9th, the 21st place Sixers beat 15th place Indiana, and rise to 15th.
On January 20th, the 18th place Sixers beat 12th place Atlanta, and rise to 13th.
On January 25th, the 14th place Sixers lose to 27th place New Jersey, and fall to 21st.
On January 30th, the 22nd place Sixers beat 13th place Orlando, and rise to 19th.
On February 1st, the 19th place Sixers beat 3rd place Chicago, and rise to 16th.
On February 6th, the 17th place Sixers beat the 11th place Lakers, and rise to 12th.
And as of today, they have drifted to 13th (see the listing on the previous post for details.)
