A group of Hoboken residents today announced the launch of a campaign to elect Artie Lange Mayor of Hoboken, New Jersey.Lange, a former longshoreman turned comedian, actor and Howard Stern side kick, resides on the north end of Hoboken.“Hoboken has not received the respect it deserves from past and current politicians. Corruption, incompetence and political grandstanding have taken the place of a sincere caring for its residents,” said Campaign Manager, Bob Abouey, “Instead of a candidate peddling hope, we want Artie to cut through the politics.”“A former longshoreman with a rap sheet should have no problem getting elected in Hoboken. It’s practically a requirement,” said Bob Abouey, “The fact that he was All County in high school is icing on the cake.”“I would legalize all drugs and tax the shit out of them,” Lange said on-air. The money generated would go to city workers. “Police would get $200,000 a year and firemen would start at $150,000” in a Lange administration.
I say, why not? If an exterminator can become the single most powerful man in Congress, why can't a radio sidekick become Mayor of Hoboken, NJ?Besides, it's not as if New Jerseyans haven't elected their fair share of deadbeat politicians.Busted!
I thought Rudy was the first Juggalo mayor. **INSERT MENTAL IMAGE OF GIULIANI IN FACEPAINT**
DISCLAIMER: This campaign has not been endorsed by Artie Lange…but if you vote for him, he will be elected.
