You think 'nem security guards at the Spectrum would let me take a personal pony keg into the show with me?
Truth to be told, i might seriously consider going to this event if I wasn't 3000 miles away. Despite (or maybe because of) the irredeemable goofiness of these three musical acts, I do have some affection for their tunesmithery. (Okay, maybe a little less so in the case of the Hooters).
Yeah, that's right. I said "tunesmitherey".