Meanwhile, I love that on the official Phillies website, they actually describe their mascot as follows:
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Weight: 300 pounds (mostly fat)
Waist: 90 inches
Physical Attributes: Overweight, clumsy feet, extra long beak, extra-long curled up tongue, gawking neck and "slight" case of body odor
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The quotation marks in the last point seem less for emphasis & more to indicate that the dude totally reeks.