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Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts

Sweat Pants
7 (28%)
Athletic Shorts
4 (16%)
Other, and why.
11 (44%)
Bike Shorts
3 (12%)

Total Members Voted: 25

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acslater

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Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:27:36 PM »
Sweat Pants are more versatile but Athletic shorts look better in the light of the day after you leave.
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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 01:58:56 AM »
I think this is wrong.
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Keith Whitener

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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2009, 02:45:43 AM »
You mean a gym, right? Women go to gyms too.
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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2009, 04:55:29 PM »
The answer is whichever has the most comfortable waistband to carry your firearm.
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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2009, 04:59:46 PM »
Quote from: cmunny on November 04, 2009, 04:55:29 PM
The answer is whichever has the most comfortable waistband to carry your firearm.

Who was the douche-rocket who accidentally shot himself due to his firearm sliding into his sweatpants?
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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2009, 05:43:00 PM »
Track suit, Paulie Walnuts style.
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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2009, 06:31:24 PM »
Aren't bike shorts, the fourth choice, also considered athletic shorts - choice two? So confusing.  Who did this poll - the genius who wrote the gay marriage question for Maine?
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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2009, 06:47:58 PM »
Quote from: gravy boat on November 04, 2009, 06:31:24 PM
Who did this poll - the genius who wrote the gay marriage question for Maine?

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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2009, 08:43:22 PM »
What kind of Gentleman's Club? 

Who is wearing the pants?
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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2009, 10:08:28 AM »
Quote from: Auntie Christina on November 04, 2009, 04:59:46 PM
Quote from: cmunny on November 04, 2009, 04:55:29 PM
The answer is whichever has the most comfortable waistband to carry your firearm.

Who was the douche-rocket who accidentally shot himself due to his firearm sliding into his sweatpants?



That'd be this guy, former Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress. But who doesn't enjoy a night on the town wearing your finest sweatpant?
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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2009, 11:03:03 AM »
Repulsive. Not the idea of going to a strip club. Just the idea of wearing sweat pants to one...

And yes, I realize that this could have some anatomical benefits, none of which I think need to be discussed explicitly.

GROSS.
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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2009, 12:02:52 PM »
There's something to be said for being able to freely adjust yourself. Just sayin...
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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2009, 12:04:28 PM »
Quote from: B_Buster on November 05, 2009, 12:02:52 PM
There's something to be said for being able to freely adjust yourself. Just sayin...

I think it's rather that one is too free in a pair of sweatpants.

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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2009, 03:16:12 PM »
Quote from: Auntie Christina on November 05, 2009, 12:04:28 PM
Quote from: B_Buster on November 05, 2009, 12:02:52 PM
There's something to be said for being able to freely adjust yourself. Just sayin...

I think it's rather that one is too free in a pair of sweatpants.



Let me first say that this whole thread is repulsive. It ought to be locked and summarily deleted.

With all that being said, I chose athletic shorts.
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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2009, 03:49:11 PM »
One of those douchey man skirts that baristas at independent coffee shops wear--the girls will think you're less threatening/creepy, but you'll still get the 'freedom' of a loose pair of slacks. 
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