The Steven Tyler Personal Brand

[Mark in Helsinki]

RE: Joe Perry and his hot sauces.  

His website's got a whole bunch of recipes with names like "Joe Perry's Jammin Ham".  The "Flowable Wing Sauce" requires the use of a chocolate fountain if you've got one of those handy.  I can't lie, I'm curious to try this stuff.    

http://www.joeperry.com/index.cfm?pk=viewall&cd=NAA&pid=400055

What the Hell is a chocolate fountain and why would one put their chicken wings into one?? Is this some kind of rock and roll riddle, like "if you have to ask how much it costs you can't afford it anyway?"

Who, besides a caterer for John Candy (or presumably Joe Perry) would make enough wing sauce that it would fill a fountain?

[TacoSmith]

For anyone that cares, apparently Tyler is now NOT leaving Aerosmith.

[fonpr]

For anyone that cares, apparently Tyler is now NOT leaving Aerosmith.

If you have access to the New York Dolls and the Rolling Stones why does anyone need Aerosmith?

[TacoSmith]

Nobody NEEDS Aerosmith. I just have some residual pleasant thoughts of them since my childhood was spent listening to them almost exclusively. However, I haven't cared about them at all for about 10 years, and that's being generous.

[fonpr]

Nobody NEEDS Aerosmith. I just have some residual pleasant thoughts of them since my childhood was spent listening to them almost exclusively. However, I haven't cared about them at all for about 10 years, and that's being generous.

Oh.

[kittykittymeowmixhead]

Just one thing to say.


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[ChrisRawk]

Nobody NEEDS Aerosmith. I just have some residual pleasant thoughts of them since my childhood was spent listening to them almost exclusively. However, I haven't cared about them at all for about 10 years, and that's being generous.

'Pump' was the last time I was into Aerosmith.  Did it get any worse then the 'Cryin/Amazing/Crazy' era?  I hated that they embraced the whole power ballad nonsense.

[ChrisRawk]

What the Hell is a chocolate fountain and why would one put their chicken wings into one?? Is this some kind of rock and roll riddle, like "if you have to ask how much it costs you can't afford it anyway?"

Who, besides a caterer for John Candy (or presumably Joe Perry) would make enough wing sauce that it would fill a fountain?

Chocolate fountains I actually think you can get at places like Bed, Bath and Beyond for $40 or so.  Some of them are relatively small.  But yeah, using them for wings?  That's just gross.  I'm not really a wing guy as it is.  Wings are the messiest food ever without adding a fountain, that you'd be sharing with others, to the mix.