This also suits the "stuff you hate" and the "pictures you took" thread, but here's Wi Pie.

My wife pronounced it "wipey."
Ha ha!
Both the real version, and the interpreted version of the name are priceless.
Also, what an odd combo, pie and wifi?
I can see PIZZA and wifi, but is 'pie' really a thing like that?
I'll take coconut creme or pumpkin or custard please.