There's a notorious workaholic assh*le person in my office.
They sent this email to ask if someone can help on a project:
"Hey – as luck would have it, I had a death in my family over the weekend and have to travel to _____ for a funeral on Wednesday. Would either of you be available to cover...."
I don't who died but, gosh, what bad luck to my co-worker by inconveniencing their work schedule.