Gonna have to go with TL's cover of the Dworkin classic.
I also find it hilarious when Tom tries to lure callers into pledging with the promise of being able to "talk to girls!"
Lady Volunteer: "Hi, thanks for pledging! Can I have your name?"
Basement Dweller: "Well, I usually go by DJ Hentai Supreme, but I guess the name on my card is Jeffrey."
Lady Volunteer: "Oh, ok. Well how much would you li-"
Basement Dweller: "YEAH! You should TOTALLY come see me mix sometime, I do like a EthnoTrance mashup of 911 calls and power tools, but like LIVE!"
Lady Volunteer: "hmm, that soun-"
Basement Dweller: "You should totally check out my Xanga page, it's got ALL MY TRACKS, and they each load in a seperate pop-up window! It's like totally meta. Like a Retro-for-1998-Geocities type thing."
Lady Volunteer: "Sure, I'll che-"
Basement Dweller: "You KNOW, you totally have a VOICE that is just BEGGING to be SAMPLED. You think maybe I could come over your place with my MacBook, and like SAMPLE you reciting some entries from this journal of this half-retarded serial rapist that I found over on 4Chan? Then we could like MIX THAT in Abelton with some stuff I recorded over at the local animal shelter. it'd be soooo meta."
Lady Volunteer: "Um, I don't know about that. About your pledge, do you want to pay by cre-"
Basement Dweller: "well, I am ALREADY recording you, so I guess it's like we're already collaborating! That's good, because my last partner and I recently had a falling out. you can read about the whole mess on my BLOG."
Lady Volunteer: "You're recording m-"
Basement Dweller: "YEAH, I had BIG PLANS for me and DJ Doesn't Shut Her Blinds. You should see some of the footage from our last 'Session'. I'm uploading it to BitTorrent right now!"
Lady Volunteer: [click]
Basement Dweller: ...