Seriously. If Joe Posnanski doesn't think it'll happen for the Royals this year, it won't happen.
Also, I am both pleased that the Twins have a five-game winning streak going on the road and baffled at how they can do so with some seriously awful 1-2 and situational hitting. Span is inexplicably garbagey, Hudson isn't any better and keeps trying to find new ways to put his physical well-being in peril, and loading up the bases with no outs has typically resulted in nobody scoring. J.J. Hardy is pretty rad, though.