Author Topic: Human Centipede  (Read 27743 times)

Sarah

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Re: Human Centipede
« Reply #60 on: May 16, 2010, 03:22:11 PM »
I get nauseous just whenever a new page in this thread gets created, because I fear the thread's first page will get weaker and might atrophy.

Omigod, we're all gonna die!

mackro

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Re: Human Centipede
« Reply #61 on: May 17, 2010, 12:25:44 AM »
Sarah, you're KILLING us


Sarah

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Re: Human Centipede
« Reply #62 on: May 17, 2010, 08:44:26 AM »
But which of us is going to end up as the asshole?

dave from knoxville

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Re: Human Centipede
« Reply #63 on: May 17, 2010, 10:08:52 PM »
One interesting aspect of the 9-person human centipede; for 8 of them, their shit don't stink.

I can't believe I just typed that.

Sarah

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Re: Human Centipede
« Reply #64 on: May 18, 2010, 06:36:50 AM »
Well, not right away, anyway.

Joe Rogaine

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Re: Human Centipede
« Reply #65 on: May 26, 2010, 07:00:52 AM »

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Re: Human Centipede
« Reply #66 on: May 26, 2010, 08:58:17 AM »
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Re: Human Centipede
« Reply #67 on: May 26, 2010, 08:07:05 PM »
Writing in the Chicago Sun Times, Roger Ebert did not assign the film a star rating, explaining that "[usually] I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine."

He loved it.

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Human Centipede
« Reply #68 on: May 26, 2010, 10:20:04 PM »
That's just silly:  how could one person eat enough nutritious food to keep eleven people alive with his or her shit?

Aren't they hooked up to an I.V.?
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Re: Human Centipede
« Reply #69 on: May 27, 2010, 12:32:51 AM »
I tried to watch this at a friends house on the internet. We took an intermission and then agreed to not bother finishing it.

Sarah

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Re: Human Centipede
« Reply #70 on: May 27, 2010, 08:39:18 AM »
That's just silly:  how could one person eat enough nutritious food to keep eleven people alive with his or her shit?

Aren't they hooked up to an I.V.?

Beats me.  If they are, I think the doctor cheated.

dave from knoxville

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Re: Human Centipede
« Reply #71 on: May 27, 2010, 11:39:58 AM »
I do so enjoy the concept of The Hungry Hungry Human Centipede.

mackro

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Re: Human Centipede
« Reply #72 on: May 28, 2010, 01:50:17 AM »
Newgrounds, you won. You've made Human Centipede a complete laugh riot to me. I didn't start roffling until the policeman with the spider sound effect popped out.


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Re: Human Centipede
« Reply #73 on: May 28, 2010, 11:56:32 AM »
I had a dream about this movie, which I've already detailed extensively at my Twitter account (@newgroundhog - Follow me, you guys!). One aspect of my dream that I neglected to mention was that the doctor was actually forced to make the Human Centipede by a group who wanted to use it as a weapon in a war-type situation. Like a super-soldier or something, but one that moves very slowly, is severely weakened and has less-than-optimal peripheral vision.

It would make for a compelling sequel. DEPLOY THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE!
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dave from knoxville

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Re: Human Centipede
« Reply #74 on: June 01, 2010, 04:38:59 PM »
I can't seem to let this go.

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