I am John Junk and, as you can see, I have shed the moniker on the board. I always make vague plans to officially de-junk my name when I call in the show, but it's right there in quotes on my listener info when I pledge because I put it there three years ago and because it's easier to remember than a real person's name. Still, it was an extremely off-the-cuff, not-very-thought-out nickname I made up in like December 2001 when I was 23 years old and I didn't really even think about genitals or dirty hypodermic needles at the time. I just thought of like a garage full of nick-nacks and stuff. Or like Sanford and Son's house.
