Things that never happened

[TL]

Hey Jason - if you think me making you a Tofurkey sandwich in fishnets, cut offs, and combat boots is about anything other than making you the sexiest Tofurkey sandwich you ever had in your gosh-darned life, then you haven't seen your old buddy TL make a Tofurkey sandwich!

[Jason]

Hey Jason - if you think me making you a Tofurkey sandwich in fishnets, cut offs, and combat boots is about anything other than making you the sexiest Tofurkey sandwich you ever had in your Goddamned life, then you haven't seen your old buddy TL make a Tofurkey sandwich!

I'm not saying I disbelieve you, there's no need to prove yourself, but I'd like to make this happen anyway.


Also how much do you think Extra Action Marching Band t-shirts with this design are?



[spoiler]Twenty three fucking dollars!!![/spoiler]

[KickTheBobo]

Hey Jason - if you think me making you a Tofurkey sandwich in fishnets, cut offs, and combat boots is about anything other than making you the sexiest Tofurkey sandwich you ever had in your Goddamned life, then you haven't seen your old buddy TL make a Tofurkey sandwich!

Man, what is with you Vegans always trying to "turn" us carnivores by using The Sex?

from the goveg.com website: http://www.goveg.com/feat/tofu/

PETA’s nationwide wrestling exhibitions are our light-hearted approach to a very serious problem. The billions of animals killed for food in the U.S. every year aren’t the only ones who suffer because of meat consumption. Consumers who overindulge in animal products pay a high price because meat and dairy products have been linked to heart disease, strokes, diabetes, cancers, and impotence (clogged arteries restrict the flow of blood to all the body’s vital organs, not just the heart). But a vegetarian diet is good for you and helps you to be slim, sexy, and stellar in the bedroom.

[TL]

Yeah... 
That's weird.

[Jason]

Me killing this thread with my whining and the first Gulf War.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gulf_War_Did_Not_Take_Place

[Sarah]

Looks like an interesting book.  Too bad I didn't get to edit it (that being the only way I'd've read it, since I stick to light entertainment outside work; I strive for shallowness in my leisure time).

[Richard_From_CHI]

Tom's kdney stones shouldn't have happened, or anyones that matter.

[Sploops]

Bill Purry voicing a creepy looking CGI Garfield in two awful movies never happened.

[Emily]

but jennifer love hewitt staring in both might be why you watched them..

[Sarah]

Such a plain (though much bedizened) gal, that Jennifer.  Bet she wouldn't be where she is today without nem breasts of hers.

[Sploops]

I agree, Jennifer is no great shakes but them natural (looking) melon-heavy breasts sure are nice to look at.

Another thing that never happened - Phil Hendrie and Dennis Miller losing their sense of humor and becoming Bush-loving dinks.  Or atleast I wish it never happened.

[John Junk]

You can make me a Tofurkey sandwich wearing anything, or even nothing, but don't try and turn the act of making me lunch into some sort of vague, misplaced mish mash of everyday life and sexual politics.

You are awesome. 

I always thought what was interesting about marching bands was that they were made of highly disciplined and robotic nerds who made different abstract shapes on a football field and played music at the same time.  At least that's why I joined the marching band in high school.

I think the funny thing about this band is just imagining the dudes that were serious, like serious about marching bands, almost to the point of it being this like paramilitary kind of career choice... those dudes MUST be the most motivated forces behind the E.A.M.B.  Like one of these goatee'd jazz/rock fusion obsessives is in the Extra Action Office with the publisher of Rope And Titties magazine and they're plotting out their erotic-entertainment/novelty-liquor-promotion empire.  This seems like the chance of many-a-mutant to be affiliated with undeniable sexiness for the first time in their life.

[kenkwan]

You can make me a Tofurkey sandwich wearing anything, or even nothing, but don't try and turn the act of making me lunch into some sort of vague, misplaced mish mash of everyday life and sexual politics.

You are awesome. 

I always thought what was interesting about marching bands was that they were made of highly disciplined and robotic nerds who made different abstract shapes on a football field and played music at the same time.  At least that's why I joined the marching band in high school.

I think the funny thing about this band is just imagining the dudes that were serious, like serious about marching bands, almost to the point of it being this like paramilitary kind of career choice... those dudes MUST be the most motivated forces behind the E.A.M.B.  Like one of these goatee'd jazz/rock fusion obsessives is in the Extra Action Office with the publisher of Rope And Titties magazine and they're plotting out their erotic-entertainment/novelty-liquor-promotion empire.  This seems like the chance of many-a-mutant to be affiliated with undeniable sexiness for the first time in their life.

What did you play in the Marching band? Please say it was the sousamaphone.
I had to choose between trombone in the Marching band, and football. So I made sure to play in the pit Orchestra's for the musical, to balance out the football jock in me. Eww.

[Rainer]

This thread is one for the books.  Hoo-wee-Bob. Much enjoyment to be had here.

[John Junk]

Agreed, Rainer.
Kenkwan, on the one month plus one day anniversary of your question, I have an answer: I played the clarinet.