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Paul DePhiladelphia

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Best Show jokes you have used in real life.
« on: June 10, 2010, 07:46:46 AM »
I was listening to an archive and a caller was telling Tom about how he steals Tom's jokes and uses them as his own. Look I hate the joke stealer just as much as the next guy but The Best Show covers so many topics and Tom jokes on so much that it's hard to not work them into your conversations when their brought up.

Anyway I got the rare opportunity to use one of the name jokes that get me every time. And it worked quite well.

Friend mentioned Rob Zombie.
Me: "You know that's not his real name? It's actually Robert Zombie."

I know you guys can relate. What are some other failsafes you guys use?

Bryan

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Re: Best Show jokes you have used in real life.
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2010, 07:53:43 AM »
Too many to list here. In a bittersweet turn of events, I've finally turned some good friends onto the show, so although I'm glad they've gotten on the bus, now I can't shamelessly ape Tom anymore.

Paul DePhiladelphia

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Re: Best Show jokes you have used in real life.
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2010, 07:59:50 AM »
I call things "filth" a lot more than I used to.

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Re: Best Show jokes you have used in real life.
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2010, 08:45:59 AM »
I call things "filth" a lot more than I used to.

That's a coincidence; I call people "mutants" more than I used to.
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Re: Best Show jokes you have used in real life.
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2010, 09:24:55 AM »
I call things "filth" a lot more than I used to.

That's a coincidence; I call people "mutants" more than I used to.


Yes, I do both of these things, too. Also "Shame on you," and "How dare you."

Paul DePhiladelphia

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Re: Best Show jokes you have used in real life.
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2010, 09:38:53 AM »
I call things "filth" a lot more than I used to.

That's a coincidence; I call people "mutants" more than I used to.


Yes, I do both of these things, too. Also "Shame on you," and "How dare you."

"For same!"
I used to make fun of my friend who said "How dare you!" saying that was a phrase only women and gay men use.

But:
Friend: "What do you think of Terry Gilliam?"
Me: "Who's she?"

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Re: Best Show jokes you have used in real life.
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2010, 11:41:31 AM »
I do say "How dare you!" at home a lot, but my wife gets it so I hope that's okay.  I also say that things are "sickening" a lot, and that they make me physically ill.
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Re: Best Show jokes you have used in real life.
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2010, 12:15:15 PM »
I think incorporating these speech patterns or Tom's argot (thanks, college!) is totally appropriate and to be expected, given how much time you spend listening to Tom. 

I am not joking or lying when I say this--I listen to some version or aspect of Best Show every single day of my life.  It's no wonder, then, that things that are revolting to me become "sickening, physically sickening", or that I yell, "Wait....what?!" at my family ad infinitum.  This shit just happens, and in fact, it's how language actually changes and is adapted, quite naturally. 

It's when you pass of a 'bit' as one of your own, that's when it gets a little too....uh...out of focus. 

Here's my last little BS inspired endeavor:  I play music (like 94% of the duuuuudes here, I'm sure), and I wrote a song that needed a chorus. Literally the only thing that fit the song, that made sense, was "I've literally been in 1000 fights."  It was actually perfect, and was just, you know, the CHORUS of this song.  I had to explain to my band that this was in tribute (or cribbed) from this show I listen to, and that we can call it something different, all that jazz.  I think they tuned me out.  There is no connection b/t the song and the Best Show for them. 

At a show, though, one clever dude figured it out, and that was kinda nice.


In this case I'd say it's complete inspiration.  Thinking of Hugman's story, and the subject matter of the song (hint: COKE COKE COKE).  I'm proud of it!

Look for it on vinyl by the end of the year!

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Re: Best Show jokes you have used in real life.
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2010, 12:15:47 PM »
I've found myself "in the flesh" with people more than once.

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Re: Best Show jokes you have used in real life.
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2010, 12:51:45 PM »
I refer to Lady Googoo a lot....as well as "Oh ___, what are we going to do with you."
I also use way too many Gene Simmons jokes.
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Re: Best Show jokes you have used in real life.
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2010, 01:03:57 PM »
HOW DARE ALL OF YOU.

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Re: Best Show jokes you have used in real life.
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2010, 01:16:59 PM »
Before I began listening, I don't think I ever told anyone to "Show some respect!" in regards to a person that doesn't actually command much respect.  I normally only do this around people that are aware of the Best Show.

Also, since I'm from northern Delaware, I do naturally enunciate "water" much like PBR.  I honestly hadn't noticed this until another Best Show listener pointed it out to me.  Since I'm aware of it now, I normally correct my enunciation, but I will still use the Philly version as a joke.

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Re: Best Show jokes you have used in real life.
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2010, 01:43:57 PM »
I can't say that I stole jokes knowingly.  Not to say that I haven't, I most likely have in the past.  I definitely have stolen mannerisms unknowingly.  A friend recently pointed out to me that I end all my phone conversations by raising my voice to a high pitch.  Tom used to do this all the time, I'm pretty certain I picked it up from the show.  I'm trying to correct this but its fairly ingrained.  I usually catch myself after.

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Re: Best Show jokes you have used in real life.
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2010, 02:13:36 PM »
I call people "ghouls" at least three times a day now.
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Re: Best Show jokes you have used in real life.
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2010, 02:14:55 PM »
"I don't like it.........I LOVE IT!"

I say that all the time.

No I don't.

...OR DO I!?
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