Favorite Best Show ongoing jokes.

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

Ex.:

Tom playing Aimee Mann's Wise Up. Its so melodramatic and gets me every time.
Telling people his life story based on the Good Will Hunting script.
GG Allin: how he passed on after playing an orchestra hall.

I got tons, what are your's?

[Sarah]

"Comedienne" is nice.

[Christina]

Tom arguing with inanimate objects that have a weird power over him (Abba Box, Squeaky toy, cell phone, etc)

Tom bragging about being awesome at something even though he's never done it before.

Obsession with mustaches.

I also like all the weird shibboleths that sort of organically spread, like Enguhland, Barnes & Nobles, and all the words where long vowels are replaced w/short ones or vice versa, as in coongas & shon't.

[James W]

I also like all the weird shibboleths that sort of organically spread, like Enguhland, Barnes & Nobles, and all the words where long vowels are replaced w/short ones or vice versa, as in coongas & shon't.

I can't remember the last time I pronounced "chocolate" in the traditional manner. And that includes inside my own head.
(Also, thank you for teaching me the word "shibboleth".)

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

I also like all the weird shibboleths that sort of organically spread, like Enguhland, Barnes & Nobles, and all the words where long vowels are replaced w/short ones or vice versa, as in coongas & shon't.

David Boowie, and he used to call The White Stripes album "Get Behind Me Stan."

[Steve in North Hollywood]

When Tom's getting bored with a call and interrupts with "What's that, Mike?  No, I will not hang up on him."

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

Show agenda lists:

"Ok criticize Kill Bill, cross that off. Make fun of Kevin Smith, cross that off..."

[daveB from Oakland]

I also like all the weird shibboleths that sort of organically spread, like Enguhland, Barnes & Nobles, and all the words where long vowels are replaced w/short ones or vice versa, as in coongas & shon't.

David Boowie, and he used to call The White Stripes album "Get Behind Me Stan."

Jim E. Hendrix.

... and what the hell is  a "shibboleth"? If only there was some kind of way I could look that up ...

[daveB from Oakland]

... and all the words where long vowels are replaced w/short ones or vice versa, as in coongas & shon't.

FONTASY

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

Making words that end in 'man' or 'men' sound like they end in an abbreviated 'mun' or 'min.'

[JonFromMaplewood]

I never grow tired of the way Tom handles song requests.

[andrew in philadelphia]

any mention of famous publisher al goldstein.

[Barry Egan]

Shia LaBoof

[Sarah]

ste-PUNCLE

[Stan]

I also like all the weird shibboleths that sort of organically spread, like Enguhland, Barnes & Nobles, and all the words where long vowels are replaced w/short ones or vice versa, as in coongas & shon't.

David Boowie, and he used to call The White Stripes album "Get Behind Me Stan."

 I don't get it.