What's the most inappropriate thing you've heard someone say?

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

I'm sure I have heard plenty worse since, but the on that sticks out is in 4th grade my class was walking in line to gym and an overweight female classmate fell hard and was laying on the ground and one of my male classmates yelled "BEACHED WHALE."

[Sarah]

Once, I was watching some lousy movie on television with a couple of barbarian acquaintances, and during a scene where a guy snaps a good-looking woman's neck, one of the barbarians said, "Aw, man, you should've at least raped her first." 

[Sarah]

Not the most inappropriate thing I've heard, by the way.

[JonFromMaplewood]

I was at a wedding in South Carolina and I was speaking to another wedding guest who I did not know.  We were discussing the inclement weather from the day before.  At one point, he said, "Yeah. It was raining pitchforks and n_gger babies."  I promptly excused myself to refresh my drink.

I probably had legitimate grounds to slap his big, ugly face, but really, would he have learned any lesson from that?

[fonpr]

I was at a wedding in South Carolina and I was speaking to another wedding guest who I did not know.  We were discussing the inclement weather from the day before.  At one point, he said, "Yeah. It was raining pitchforks and n_gger babies."  I promptly excused myself to refresh my drink.

I probably had legitimate grounds to slap his big, ugly face, but really, would he have learned any lesson from that?

No!

[dave from knoxville]

I traveled to Tuscaloosa in the late 70's with a local family to see the Alabama - Tennessee football game. Me, a friend (Sam), the dad and his 4 sons. The youngest son, let's call him Joe, was a high school senior at odds with the way regular people communicate. Me and my friend followed him to the concession stand at halftime; Joe had on a Tennessee Jersey, and settled into line behind an absolutely gorgeous young lady, probably 20ish, wearing a sort of a Bama jump suit. He tapped her on the shoulder, she turned around, he looked into her eyes, she gave him a shy smile, and he said "wanna fuck?"

Some guy next to the girl started swinging. Me and my friend vanished into the stands.

[Chris L]

I was at a wedding in South Carolina and I was speaking to another wedding guest who I did not know.  We were discussing the inclement weather from the day before.  At one point, he said, "Yeah. It was raining pitchforks and n_gger babies."  I promptly excused myself to refresh my drink.

What was an American Apparel executive doing at a wedding in South Carolina?

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

I traveled to Tuscaloosa in the late 70's with a local family to see the Alabama - Tennessee football game. Me, a friend (Sam), the dad and his 4 sons. The youngest son, let's call him Joe, was a high school senior at odds with the way regular people communicate. Me and my friend followed him to the concession stand at halftime; Joe had on a Tennessee Jersey, and settled into line behind an absolutely gorgeous young lady, probably 20ish, wearing a sort of a Bama jump suit. He tapped her on the shoulder, she turned around, he looked into her eyes, she gave him a shy smile, and he said "wanna fuck?"

Some guy next to the girl started swinging. Me and my friend vanished into the stands.

99.9% of the time I hate guys that just snap into animals and attack other people. Not so much here.

[ChrisRawk]

Actual pick-up line I heard in a bar post-9/11:

"I wanna fly my hijacked plane into your twin towers."  That was followed by the girl flying her hijacked foot into his twin testicles.  That's when we all began to heal as a nation.