"A 2-foot steak, brisket or pork sandwich weighing about 3 pounds!
4 soft-pretzels
12 TastyKakes
2-dozen Peanut Chews; and
1 Champ Cherry Soda to wash it down!
All for only $34.95 - or FREE if you can consume it yourself within 45 minutes."
I get to eat all that for FREE? Sign me up!